I'll tell you this much: Pete Coors wouldn't even dare. Back in the day, the former Coors beer honcho had some of the classier beer commercials on television around the same time that Miller decided to bring out the comedy with numerous celebrities on their Lite ads.

But have you seen Coors ads lately?

I guess you could say that there's an official beer for so many of life's big human conditions. Imagine the official beer of Saturday morning,...