It's high time that I settle something, and I'll just do it right here. First, this question: What constitutes the most proper..........

..........way to do a chili cheeseburger?

I'll tell you. A chili cheeseburger will employ two buns (heel and crown), cheddar or American cheese, beef patty (flat-grilled or charbroiled, and I prefer the latter), chili, and (optional) onions, either chopped raw, sliced raw, or sauteed.

That's...