Palins in the Kitchen: Get on the Bus!

Sarah: Todd!
Sarah: Todd!!!!!
Sarah: Where's Todd?
Handler: He's back in Alaska
Sarah: Why?
Handler: well, he's taking care of the kids
Sarah: why?
Handler: Sarah, are you sure you don't want to keep signing books?
Sarah: Why? listen to them! They're shouting my name!!!! Sar-ah Sar-ah!!!!! They love me here in ... ummmm ... where am I again?
Handler: hold on, let me see ... Noblesville?...

Palins in the Kitchen: Cougar Town!

Sarah: Todd!!!
Todd: Yea babe?
Sarah: Well, Obamaprah's show was a smashing success!
Todd: Yea, looks like it hun!
Sarah: I really showed everyone who was boss! That perky one! Ha!!!! mess with sarah Barracuda ... ha!
Todd: yea, that was a good one!
Sarah: I mean, I'm so much smarter than her ... what did she think she was doing?
Todd: Well, she was interviewing you.
Sarah: No! She was trying...

Palins in the Kitchen: Practicing for the Goin' Rogue interviews

Sarah: Todd!!!!
Todd: yea babe.
Sarah: Ok, we have to practice
Todd: but I thought we were done havin' kids
Sarah: no! not thaaaat ... silly ... practicing interviews, you know i'm goin' on Obam ..er ah Opr .. errr ah Oprahbama.
Todd: Oh come on hun, you've done plenty of interviews
Sarah: Oh no Todd, this time I'm in control. It's my time to show that liberal gotcha media who's...

Palins in the Kitchen: Readin' is Fundamental

Sarah: Todd!
Todd: Not so loud hun, I'm right over here in the Barcalounger ... I love not having to go to work anymore!
Sarah: Hey! They sent me a copy of the book! Look!
Todd: Oh hey there! How 'bout that?
Sarah: Looks like they made a change to the cover
Todd: Yea, different hair
Sarah: Different background ... they took out the blue sky and added a mavericky thundersky .... ohhhhhh, that looks...

Palins in the Kitchen: Nobel Prize?

Todd: Hey hun!!!! Look at this!
Sarah: Nah, just read it to me
Todd: Says here that Barack Obama has just been name the Nobel Peace Prize winner!
Sarah: What?
Todd: Yea! A Peace Prize! Can you believe it? He hasn't been in office for a year and they're already giving him a prize.
Sarah: What?
Todd: I mean, geez! In the eyes of the world, this guy can do no wrong! They snub his Olympics, so they give him...