Part VII of Palins in the Kitchen: Abandon all Hope edition

Sarah: Todd!!!! Do we have to go back to Alaska?
Todd: Well, yes hun, it's getting to be fishing and snowmachine racin' season.
Sarah: But I don't wanna
Todd: Sarah, you're the governor
Sarah: Oh fiddlesticks, I have friends from high school who can run the state for me don't I?
Todd: But Bristol and Levi's wedding ...
Sarah: Oh yea, that ... do you have that shotgun ready?
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Part VI of Palins in the Kitchen: Saxby goes back to Washington edition

Todd: Did you read the paper this morning hun?
Sarah: Paper? A newspaper?
Todd: Yes, a newspaper
Sarah: Ha ha Todd ... what are you becoming one of those gotcha media folks?
Todd: ugh ... Sarah, Saxby Chambliss won
Sarah: Who?
Todd: Saxby Chambliss, the guy you were campaigning for .. in Georgia?
Sarah: The department store?
Todd: NO!!! The incumbant republican...

Part V of Palin's in the Kitchen, happy trails edition:

Sarah: Todd!!! They want me in Georgia to talk about Saxby Chambliss?
Todd: Who?
Sarah: Yea .. that's what I said ... must be a new department store. Did Saks merge with Chambliss?
Todd: Hmmm, maybe.
Sarah: I betcha they have nice clothes there, it's that time of year don'cha know?
Todd: Yea, it is Christmas season isn't it?
Sarah: You betcha ... Christmas ... CHRISTmas, none of this...

Part IV of Palins in the Kitchen, Thanksgiving Redux.

Sarah: Todd!!! Come over here, quick!
Todd: wait hun, cleaning up the turkey cone, man that bird was huge!
Sarah: There's a commercial thanking me! me me me me me
Todd: Do we have a large scooper?
Sarah: They like me, they really like me!
Todd: Uh oh ouch! *****.... hun?
Sarah: Thank YOU Sarah Palin, NO! Thank you America! You betcha
Todd: Hun ... need some help here.
Sarah:...

Sarah: Todd!!!!!! Well forget that DC post office stuff .. Oprah wants to talk to me!
Todd: Huh?
Sarah: You know Todd, the lady in the not real part of America, the one who supported the guy who pals around with terrorists?
Todd: Oh her!
Sarah: And she attended that hateful church too, Reverend Wright's church too ... wow, she probably wants me to pray with her.
Todd: Is Rev. Muthee available?
Sarah: I don't think so, I think he's chasing witches out of...