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Posted 04-04-2009 at 06:32 AM by domergurl

Palin's in the kitchen: THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!!

Bristol: <tap tap tap> Oh man ...
Sarah: What, hunny?
Bristol: I can't believe it
Sarah: Believe what, hunny?
Bristol: Levi sold me out! He's selling me out!!!
Sarah: What do you mean?
Bristol: I was just searching for demographic information on this awesome website and someone linked to this article!
Sarah: About what?
Bristol: Well ... here, read it ....
Sarah: Oh, I...
Discopants and Haircuts
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Posted 03-12-2009 at 02:03 PM by domergurl

Palins in the kitchen: The Breakup

Sarah: Bristol, honey
Bristol: Yea mom? <tick tick tick>
Sarah: Bristol? Are you ok?
Bristol: Wait a minute <tick tick tick tick> hee hee
Sarah: I just heard
Bristol: wait a minute <ding!> ha!
Sarah: Bristol
Bristol: What mommmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Sarah: Levi ... I just heard you broke up with Levi
Bristol: who?
Sarah: levi? The father of your baby?...
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Posted 02-28-2009 at 03:44 PM by domergurl

Bobby Jindal talks to Sarah Palin:

Sarah: Hey there Bobby Jindal? Can I call you Bobby?
Bobby: Well, of course Sarah, you can call me Bobby, can you say Bobby? I knew you could!
Sarah: Well, I'm pleased as a moose in heat that you decided to not go to CPAC this year
Bobby: Well, of course Sarah, I had to govern my state. Can you say "govern", I knew you could
Sarah: Gosh darn tootin' Bobby, hey there, you know we are the voices of conservatism...
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Posted 01-21-2009 at 09:24 AM by domergurl

Palin at the keyboard:

Sarah: ooooh yea, I'm gonna show that gotcha media who's the boss!
<in the background> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sarah: Making me look like someone I'm not ... yep, you betcha, I'm gonna show 'em.
<in the background> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring rrrrrrrrrrring
Sarah: Picking on the gal without the rich family ... those meanies!
Bristol: MOMMMMMMMMMM!!!! What am I supposed to...
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Posted 01-19-2009 at 12:17 PM by domergurl

Here's what I think is going to happen:

Setting: After Obama takes the oath of office, with the family unpacking, Barack goes into the oval office.

Obama: Oh heck no!
Wonderboy: What?
Obama: You're done George, go back to Texas
Wonderboy: No
Obama: What?
Wonderboy: I don't wanna
Obama: You're not president anymore!
Wonderboy: Why?
Obama: Constitutionally, you can only serve 2 terms
Wonderboy: But the Constitution...
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