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Posted 12-13-2008 at 05:56 PM by domergurl

Cheney: he he he ... Saddam tried to kill your Dad, you have to avenge this George
Bush: I do? But I like being governor, it's kinda easy and I can go see my Astros play whenever I want.
Cheney: he he he .. you owe it to your Dad, it's your family honor at stake, Saddam tried to have your Dad killed. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
Bush: Well ... <eyes cross> ... I suppose it should.
Cheney: IT'S YOUR DAD!
Bush: Well ... yea ... but I love my baseball...
Discopants and Haircuts
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Posted 12-13-2008 at 05:54 PM by domergurl

Part I of the House of Bleeping Blago:

Blago: Bleep you! You bleeping jagoff, Bleeping bleep.
Candidate number 1: aw but Rad, I can move to Illinois!
Blago: How the bleep much is it bleeping worth to you?
CN1: Well, don'cha know Rad, we're not very rich folks you know?
Blago: just answer my bleeping question!
CN1: Well, will you take payment in turkeys? Freshly killed! On camera!
Blago: Thanksgiving is bleeping over!
CN1: I have some...
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Posted 12-13-2008 at 05:53 PM by domergurl

Part XI of Palins in the Kitchen ... or is it Part XII?

Sarah: Todd!!!!!
Todd: What now?
Sarah: Look! Joe the Plumber ... which one is he again?
Todd: Isn't his real name Sam?
Sarah: Sam the Plumber? No, Joe the Plumber ... Tito the contractor?
Todd: Yea, they're all kind of a blur at this point
Sarah: Anyway, Todd, he says I'm the real deal!
Todd: Really?
Sarah: You know, doggone it, I am the real deal! Look out 2012, here comes...
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Posted 12-13-2008 at 05:52 PM by domergurl

Part X of Palins in the Kitchen: Bow wow wow edition

Sarah: Todd!!! We're gonna live in the White House!
Todd: Huh?
Sarah: Yea, Todd! According to this here news article, some comedian is saying the Obama's need a pitbull ...
Todd: Yea ... and???
Sarah: Shucks Todd ... silly goose, they're referring to me! You know, the pitbull with lipstick, don' cha know???
Todd: Uhhhhh, Sarah ...
Sarah: Oh you betcha, I knew we would get to the white house...
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Posted 12-13-2008 at 05:52 PM by domergurl

Part IX of Palins in the kitchen: Bristol does Diapers!

Bristol: <on the phone> yea, yea ... I know!!! They wanted my mom's underwear! Good thing they don't know about mine ... yikes!
Sarah: Bristol, hun!!! We need to get to mom training
Bristol: Levi? Oh, he's out hunting, or at least that's the codeword we have
Sarah: Off the phone young lady!
Bristol: ugh ... I gotta go do some baby stuff or something, text you?
Sarah: Bristol! it's time...
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