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Posted 02-22-2010 at 07:47 PM by domergurl

Palins in the Kitchen: Straws are fer drinkin'!

Sarah: Todd!!!
Todd: Yea hun?
Sarah: Did I get invited to CPAC this year?
Todd: What's that?
Sarah: Oh, some conservative thing ... I think Rush jumped up and down during it last year
Todd: oh ... I don't know. Did you want to go?
Sarah: Well, I don't know ... they did something with straws and apparently I came in third
Todd: Straws?
Sarah: Yea, I guess they voted with straws to...
Discopants and Haircuts
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Posted 02-07-2010 at 04:32 PM by domergurl

Palins at the Podium

TB-er: And now, the next president of the great US of A, Sarah Palin!
<wild cheers and applause>
Sarah: Wow, you guys are great!!! I just couldn't be happier to be here at the <looks at her hand> Gaylord Hotel!
TB-er: We love you Sarah
Sarah: I love you! What a great crowd here in Nashua ... wait ... <looks at hand> Nashville!
Sarah: So, how's that hopey changey thing working out for all of you?
<wild...
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Posted 01-16-2010 at 04:09 PM by domergurl

Palin in the classroom: Sarah tries political science

Sarah: Ok class! Let's get goin' with this class on political science! Science!!! you know, you can't always believe in science.
Student A: Oh man, we heard about your last class ...
Student B; shut up dude! This is gonna be easy! Watch, ahem, excuse me professor Palin?
Sarah: oh yea, that nice looking young man up there.
B: Is it true that we are now a socialist country?
Sarah: Well, heck yea!...
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Posted 01-14-2010 at 02:10 PM by domergurl

Palin in the CLASSROOM: Dr. Sarah I presume?

Student A: Wow, can you believe we were able to get into this class?
student B: Yea, no kidding! The line for this class was a mile long!
A: What time does the class start?
B: 5 minutes ago actually
A: Ok, well, I bet she's worth the wait!
B: Yea, this is a new gig for her
<10 minutes later>
Sarah: Oh! Ok!!! Class!!!!! Class!!!!! Let's get goin'!
A: Wow
B:...
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Posted 01-06-2010 at 02:23 PM by domergurl

Palins in the Kitchen: Bristol's bored!!!

Bristol: Mom!!!!
Sarah: Yea hun?
Bristol: I'm bored!!!!!
Sarah: what?
Bristol: I'm bored mom!
Sarah: you're a bored mom? Well, you shouldn't have dumped levi ricky hollywood
Bristol: Mom!!!
Sarah: Oh honey, how can you be bored? i'm making great money now, what can i do to help?
Bristol: hmmmm ... well, let me think.
Sarah: Where's Tripp?
Bristol: who?
Sarah: my...
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