Interview re-do, Sarah Style:

Reporter: Ok, Sarah, let's set the record straight! Let's show American how smart you really are!
Sarah: Oh yea, you betcha! Let er rip!
Reporter: Let's talk about Russia
Sarah: Oh yea ... Russia ... Putin right? No ... wait ... oh those bloggers ...
Reporter: what do the bloggers have to do with Russia?
Sarah: EVERYTHING!! You can't tell me there aren't Russian blogs!
Reporter: Ummmmm ... well
Sarah:...

Interview with Sarah, poor, misunderstood Sarah

Sarah:
Ziegler: What's wrong sweetface
Sarah: sigh
Ziegler: Wanna talk precious?
Sarah: Yea, I s'pose so
Ziegler: So what happened sugar?
Sarah: Oh, gosh darnit, the media again
Ziegler: What are they doing now sugarbugger?
Sarah: They just so gosh darned unfair, you know?
Ziegler: How so buttercup?
Sarah: Well, I was put under so much scrutiny by the gotcha media,...

Phone call to Levi's mom:

Levi: Mom! Mom!
Sherry: Wha? Who?
Levi: Mom! He's here?
Sherry: Who? The guy who delivers my "coffee"?
Levi: No! The baby!!
Sherry: Ohhhh!!! How wonderful! So I'm a nana now?
Levi: You sure are, he's beautiful
Sherry: What's his name
Levi: Tripp
Sherry: No, I'm not, I'm sober
Levi: What?
Sherry: I'm not high, I'm not tripping
Levi: Oh brother ... we'll see you on...

washingtonpost.com


Quote:
Rice also briefed the president-elect by phone yesterday.

Here's how that phone call went:

Somewhere in Crawford:
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Laura: <dragggggg> Anyone hear a ringing? George! Turn that music down! I think the phone is ringing

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Palins in the Delivery Room: We're set to pop here honey

Sarah: Ok Bristol, baby, you're doing great.
Todd: Yea, honey, we love you
Levi:
Sarah: Todd, is Sherry here?
Todd: Haven't seen her
Levi:
Rumble Rumble BOOM!!!
Sarah: What was that
Todd: Oh no
Levi:
Sherry: Whersh my new grandbaby ... where ish he? He? Shhhhhhhe?
Sarah: Doctor!
Todd: No, let her stay
Levi:
Sherry: I'm gonna be...