Further proof that President Cheney is the great puppetmaster. I can see it now,

Wonderboy: What do I tell 'em now Dick?
Dick: He he he ... use the S word?
Wonderboy: Which one?
Dick: Which one do you think?
Wonderboy: soft?
Dick: NO!
Wondeboy: Saddam?
Dick: NO!!
Wonderboy: Come on Dick, tell me!
Dick: Rhymes with NO!
Wonderboy: ????????????????????
Dick: How many more days do I have to talk to him?...

Sarah calls Caroline ....

Sarah: Oh, helloooo? Is this Caroline Kennedy?
Caroline: yea, who's this?
Sarah: It's Sarah Palin don'cha know?
Caroline: Who?
Sarah: Sarah Palin, oh Caroline, can I call you Caroline? You remember me.
Caroline: Sarahhhhh ... hmmmm ... nope, got nothin'
Sarah: Oh come on now Caroline, they made commercials thanking me for runnin' with McCain for president of the Senate ... vice president?
Caroline: Oh yea,...

Rahm: I'd like to thank each and every one of you for coming to my first press conference to clear the air about my perceived participation in the pay for play scandal involving Rod Blag ... Blago ... Blagoye ... oh, that governor in Illinois who used to hold MY congressional seat! First question.
Reporter: Thank you Congressman, exactly how many times did you speak with the governor about President Elect Obama's vacant senate seat.
Rahm: That's a great question, 21 times, which...

Palins in the Kitchen Part XIII (?): Baby edition

Bristol: MOM!!!!
Sarah: Yea hun?
Bristol: I feel funny
Sarah: funny?
Bristol: My stomach hurts
Sarah: Oh Bristol, I told you not to have that salsa at Chi Chi's
Bristol: No mom, it comes in waves .. oh oh . owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Sarah: What's the date today?
Bristol: WHAT????? Owwwwwwwwwww!
Sarah: December 18th ... oh holy moses Bristol, YOU'RE IN LABOR!...

Cheney: he he he ... Saddam tried to kill your Dad, you have to avenge this George
Bush: I do? But I like being governor, it's kinda easy and I can go see my Astros play whenever I want.
Cheney: he he he .. you owe it to your Dad, it's your family honor at stake, Saddam tried to have your Dad killed. Doesn't that mean anything to you?
Bush: Well ... <eyes cross> ... I suppose it should.
Cheney: IT'S YOUR DAD!
Bush: Well ... yea ... but I love my baseball...