Palins at the Podium

TB-er: And now, the next president of the great US of A, Sarah Palin!
<wild cheers and applause>
Sarah: Wow, you guys are great!!! I just couldn't be happier to be here at the <looks at her hand> Gaylord Hotel!
TB-er: We love you Sarah
Sarah: I love you! What a great crowd here in Nashua ... wait ... <looks at hand> Nashville!
Sarah: So, how's that hopey changey thing working out for all of you?
<wild...

Palin in the classroom: Sarah tries political science

Sarah: Ok class! Let's get goin' with this class on political science! Science!!! you know, you can't always believe in science.
Student A: Oh man, we heard about your last class ...
Student B; shut up dude! This is gonna be easy! Watch, ahem, excuse me professor Palin?
Sarah: oh yea, that nice looking young man up there.
B: Is it true that we are now a socialist country?
Sarah: Well, heck yea!...

Palin in the CLASSROOM: Dr. Sarah I presume?

Student A: Wow, can you believe we were able to get into this class?
student B: Yea, no kidding! The line for this class was a mile long!
A: What time does the class start?
B: 5 minutes ago actually
A: Ok, well, I bet she's worth the wait!
B: Yea, this is a new gig for her
<10 minutes later>
Sarah: Oh! Ok!!! Class!!!!! Class!!!!! Let's get goin'!
A: Wow
B:...

Palins in the Kitchen: Bristol's bored!!!

Bristol: Mom!!!!
Sarah: Yea hun?
Bristol: I'm bored!!!!!
Sarah: what?
Bristol: I'm bored mom!
Sarah: you're a bored mom? Well, you shouldn't have dumped levi ricky hollywood
Bristol: Mom!!!
Sarah: Oh honey, how can you be bored? i'm making great money now, what can i do to help?
Bristol: hmmmm ... well, let me think.
Sarah: Where's Tripp?
Bristol: who?
Sarah: my...

Palins in the Kitchen: I win!

Sarah: Todd!!!!
Todd: Yea, hun ... time to push more books after you sign them?
Sarah: not for another couple hours hun. Look! I won!
Todd: Won what?
Sarah: My "death panels" comment won!
Todd: won what?
Sarah: Oh just look Todd ... it doesn't matter what I won, I WON!
Todd: Here, let me see ....
Sarah: Yep! That's me! Sarah Palin, boy oh boy, America sure knows a winner when they see one!...