Palins in the Kitchen: Readin' is Fundamental

Sarah: Todd!
Todd: Not so loud hun, I'm right over here in the Barcalounger ... I love not having to go to work anymore!
Sarah: Hey! They sent me a copy of the book! Look!
Todd: Oh hey there! How 'bout that?
Sarah: Looks like they made a change to the cover
Todd: Yea, different hair
Sarah: Different background ... they took out the blue sky and added a mavericky thundersky .... ohhhhhh, that looks...

Palins in the Kitchen: Nobel Prize?

Todd: Hey hun!!!! Look at this!
Sarah: Nah, just read it to me
Todd: Says here that Barack Obama has just been name the Nobel Peace Prize winner!
Sarah: What?
Todd: Yea! A Peace Prize! Can you believe it? He hasn't been in office for a year and they're already giving him a prize.
Sarah: What?
Todd: I mean, geez! In the eyes of the world, this guy can do no wrong! They snub his Olympics, so they give him...

Palins in the Kitchen: Todd's home for good baby!

Sarah: <tap tap tap>
Todd: Well, hun <slams door> I'm home!
Sarah: <tap tap tap tap>
Todd: Hun?
Sarah: yea, what .. hey Todd!
Todd: I took a page from your playbook, hun, I quit the oil field!
Sarah: You did what?
Todd: Yep, hun, I'm really home for good! I quit my job!
Sarah: no
Todd: what?
Sarah: No! You can't quit
Todd: Why not hun? Your...

Palins in the Kitchen: Bring 'em on!

Sarah: Wow, Todd, that Hong Kong place sure was neat!
Todd: Yea, hun, they treated you like a queen!
Sarah: As well they should have! I am the future of the world!
Todd: Ok .. well, time to get back to business. Are you going back to San Diego?
Sarah: Ooo, that sounds great! But the book is done, so I don't think we need to
Todd: ok ...
Sarah: Hey Todd, go get our mail and I'll check our voicemail!...

Palins in the Kitchen: Travellin' Sarah

Sarah: Todd!!!!
Todd: yea hun?
Sarah: Where's Hong Kong? Wasn't that a cartoon character?
Todd: Don't we stuff peanut butter into 'em and give 'em to the dogs?
Sarah: Well, this CLSA thing wants me to speak to their group in Hong Kong ... whoa!
Todd: yea?
Sarah: look how much they want to pay me!!!!
Todd: holy moose crap!
Sarah: Wow, I think I'm going to like Hong Kong, wherever that is...