Collected Conversations

Kelsey: honey
Camille: <sigh> what?
Kelsey: I think we should have a baby
Camille: me?
Kelsey: us, honey, WE should have a baby
Camille: ..............................
Kelsey: honey?
Camille: really? me? pregnant?
Kelsey: Well, that's what I've done in the past
Camille: no, not so much
Kelsey: WHAT?
Camille: I have IBS honey ... remember the doctor's appointment we went to?
Kelsey: You can still carry a pregnancy with IBS.
Camille: Oh, I don't know about that, he advised me not to
Kelsey: No, that's not what I heard
Camille: Yea, he said it
Kelsey: He said that it may be difficult on you physically, but the baby will be fine
Camille: No, Kelsey, he advised me not to get pregnant
Kelsey: Should we call to make sure?
Camille: Are you accusing me of lying?
Kelsey: NO! I would like to get clarification, that's all.
Camille: Well, my word is as good as his! I can't believe you think I'm lying
Kelsey: Ok ok ok ... how about a surrogate?
Camille: a what?
Kelsey: A surrogate ... someone can carry our child to term
Camille: will I get fat?
Kelsey: I don't think so, they will harvest little Camille's from you and little Kelsey's from me and then somone of our choosing will carry the fetus.
Camille: And it will be our child genetically?
Kelsey: yes, honey .. it will be ours genetically
Camille: What about after the birth?
Kelsey: Well, we raise the baby ..
Camille: how
Kelsey: what kind of question is that
Camille: I'll have to do stuff with it?
Kelsey: oh my ...
Camille: Look, if you want a baby so bad, I'm ok with having someone else carry and birth it, but I'm going to need help.
Kelsey: ok ... we can hire a nanny
Camille: just one?
Kelsey: good lord, how many do we need?
Camille: 10
Kelsey: NO!
Camille: 8?
Kelsey: let's worry about that later
Camille: Can you promise me it will be quiet?
Kelsey: what will be quiet?
Camille: this baby you want.
Kelsey: oh god ... what have I done?