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My Personality
Posted 07-05-2008 at 10:51 AM by GCSTroop
I recently read some responses on what people would like to read about on a blog and many of the answers had to do with people's true personalities. So here is my unflattering personality:
I passed by her again and again thinking I should stop. What would I say? How would I say it? Would this woman really even give me the time of day?
I felt my heart flutter, the adrenaline rush, the thought of doing it. I thought in my mind over and over again just how much it'd mean for her to even feign interest in me. The feeling of the hunt, the prowl of the primal beast that is within man. I felt all of these things as I passed by her again.
I felt that surely she would be intimidated by me. I'm not attractive, I mumble when I'm shy, and I mustn't be her type. "No!" a voice calls out in my head "She is surely your type!" I quickly blot these thoughts out of my head as I continue to think about approaching her. What if she laughs at me? What if she screams in horror if I approach her? What if I've mistaken her for something she's not.
No, no, no. She'll like you and you'll like her. Approach her. Ask her a question. Something, anything, just go ahead and ask it. Don't be shy. She's probably heard it all before. She seems outgoing enough and possibly even friendly.
There! She winked at me. But was she winking at me or was it someone else? Oh, and there's the tood-a-loo wave! No, she's just putting me on. She's not really interested. Certainly it must be someone else around me! No, there is no one else around. I am the only one here. It's dark and the only thing she could be waving at is me. Perhaps I should just pass by her one more time. Approach her. Just be daring.
So I do it. I commit to it and I pull up and ask her "How much for a good time?"
She looks taken aback. Is this what I really meant to say? How could I be so stupid?! That was the best line you could think of?!?!?!
She turned her head away and looked in both directions and she focused her stare back on me... "Twenty dollars... You're not a cop are you?"
I passed by her again and again thinking I should stop. What would I say? How would I say it? Would this woman really even give me the time of day?
I felt my heart flutter, the adrenaline rush, the thought of doing it. I thought in my mind over and over again just how much it'd mean for her to even feign interest in me. The feeling of the hunt, the prowl of the primal beast that is within man. I felt all of these things as I passed by her again.
I felt that surely she would be intimidated by me. I'm not attractive, I mumble when I'm shy, and I mustn't be her type. "No!" a voice calls out in my head "She is surely your type!" I quickly blot these thoughts out of my head as I continue to think about approaching her. What if she laughs at me? What if she screams in horror if I approach her? What if I've mistaken her for something she's not.
No, no, no. She'll like you and you'll like her. Approach her. Ask her a question. Something, anything, just go ahead and ask it. Don't be shy. She's probably heard it all before. She seems outgoing enough and possibly even friendly.
There! She winked at me. But was she winking at me or was it someone else? Oh, and there's the tood-a-loo wave! No, she's just putting me on. She's not really interested. Certainly it must be someone else around me! No, there is no one else around. I am the only one here. It's dark and the only thing she could be waving at is me. Perhaps I should just pass by her one more time. Approach her. Just be daring.
So I do it. I commit to it and I pull up and ask her "How much for a good time?"
She looks taken aback. Is this what I really meant to say? How could I be so stupid?! That was the best line you could think of?!?!?!
She turned her head away and looked in both directions and she focused her stare back on me... "Twenty dollars... You're not a cop are you?"
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OMG, Troop..I was all set for a sweet love story about you first attraction to your wife, who we all know you adore..Ya little devil youPosted 07-05-2008 at 11:52 AM by Miss Blue
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LOL trooper, what a fantastic read. And i must say, just like you, straight and to the point....
Yet, that is what I like about you.Posted 07-05-2008 at 12:07 PM by aiangel_writer
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ROFL.... that was funny!! Thanks for a great storyPosted 07-06-2008 at 02:03 PM by mams1559
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"Twenty dollars!" -ha!
How much did the wedding cost ya?
Love is grand.Posted 08-02-2008 at 10:42 AM by june 7th
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You had there for a moment! Funny Guy!Posted 11-19-2009 at 04:12 PM by 2goldens
