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March sales volume for homes in Campbell is 20.67% higher than March of last year.

So, what do you think? Is the worst over? Right now sales prices mirror sales prices of 2002-2003. How quick do you think the recovery will be? Will we get back to 2007 prices in the next 5 years?
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Redneck realestate

Posted 05-25-2012 at 07:20 AM by RebekahOwen


The publicís perception of realtors is all glam and mercedes and prada.
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You can have that real estate.
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Iím gonna show up in jeans and a t-shirt. Cute but not crazy expensive.
Iím gonna show you how to keep all your dough in your pocket and not overpay Uncle Sam.
Iím gonna show you how to do a little tweak to your property and get an extra $450/unit/month/unit for as long as you own it.
Iím gonna help you refinance that klunker mortgage for a lower rate and no personal guarantees.
Or Iím gonna help you exchange your cash strapped duplex into 18 units that gross $90,000/year income.
I am not tonna try to sell you nothin. I just am not that great a talker or charmer to be able to talk you into doing something you donít want to do.
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I am a problem solver. Excellent negotiator and trained mediator.
I like me some cash flow.
I like me some business opportunities.
I LOVE to turn around an income property gone bad.
I LOVE to make my clients some money but mostly I love the relief on their face when we they realize that it is possible to finally retire
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