Yolanda vs. Faye
Posted 03-23-2013 at 09:33 PM by domergurl
Yolanda vs. Faye
Yolanda: Faye, my dear
Faye: yes Yolanda
Y: vy must you butt into conversations zat haf nussing to do vit you?
F: oh honey, everything has to do with me ...
Y: shh shh shh, Faye, vat deed Brandi's text to Marissa haf to do vit you?
F: Yolanda, don't start ...
Y: shh shh shh, Faye, vat ees it exactly zat you do?
F: I'm an interior decorator
Y: and before zat?
F: that doesn't matter
Y: vy not? Ver you an interior decorator since you came to LA? You know, I'm a decorator too? How long haf you been in LA?
F: a long time honey.
Y: Who got you started? My ex husband hires me to decorate his houses
F: I have famous friends
Y: Oh, really? who?
F: What does this have to do with Brandi and what a horrible horrible home wrecking person she is?
Y: I don't know Faye, you tell me. You seem to have a lot of knowledge about home wrecking and dysfunction. Do you?
F: I don't know what you are talking about ...
Y: Oh, I seenk I do ... Faye, I know who you are. You are a giant hypocrite and a horrible person. You call Brandi horrible and you accuse her of being a home wrecker. Zee only reason you are famous ees because your friend vas butchered and you took zee opportunity to use that to your advantage.
F: <silence>
Y: Here Faye, take some of my organic lemons and get a life.
Yolanda: Faye, my dear
Faye: yes Yolanda
Y: vy must you butt into conversations zat haf nussing to do vit you?
F: oh honey, everything has to do with me ...
Y: shh shh shh, Faye, vat deed Brandi's text to Marissa haf to do vit you?
F: Yolanda, don't start ...
Y: shh shh shh, Faye, vat ees it exactly zat you do?
F: I'm an interior decorator
Y: and before zat?
F: that doesn't matter
Y: vy not? Ver you an interior decorator since you came to LA? You know, I'm a decorator too? How long haf you been in LA?
F: a long time honey.
Y: Who got you started? My ex husband hires me to decorate his houses
F: I have famous friends
Y: Oh, really? who?
F: What does this have to do with Brandi and what a horrible horrible home wrecking person she is?
Y: I don't know Faye, you tell me. You seem to have a lot of knowledge about home wrecking and dysfunction. Do you?
F: I don't know what you are talking about ...
Y: Oh, I seenk I do ... Faye, I know who you are. You are a giant hypocrite and a horrible person. You call Brandi horrible and you accuse her of being a home wrecker. Zee only reason you are famous ees because your friend vas butchered and you took zee opportunity to use that to your advantage.
F: <silence>
Y: Here Faye, take some of my organic lemons and get a life.
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