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It's A Small World After All... In Some Parts
Posted 06-28-2009 at 04:06 AM by GCSTroop
I wanna tell ya'll 'bout the world. Why, the world, well, it's a big 'un, I tell ya. Just tha' otha' day, me and Peggy Sue, well, we was out plowin' them fields ya know. And, well, it got me to do some thinkin'. Them fields, they been in my family now for oh, 'bout a hundred-fifty years or so. My granddaddy's granddaddy, well, you see, he came upon this land here right before the war back in '59. 1859 that is.
Yes sir, this here lands seen some stuff, I tell ya'. We use ta' have the negroes workin' them fields. My granddaddy tol' me a time or two. "Them was the days," he'd always tell me. I reckon he's probly right. Why, nowadays, all a negroes good 'fer is takin' away my hard earned money and spreadin' it ta' all the otha' poor ass negroes. Ain't nuttin' get under my skin like some negroes takin' my money.
Yes sir, I tell ya. They got that new negro now, he's the Pres-e-dent. Yep, that's right, you heard me. A negro Pres-e-dent! Why, I know lotsa folks don't wanna come out and say it but let me tell ya what. When a negro gets a job like that, he gunna ruin it for everyone. That's what's got ever'one so tickled up right now. Yes sir, that's it. Now, 'course we can't come out and say it. Not in today's world. Why, them damn hippies, they dun' ruined the world and made it so we can't say nuttin' 'bout no one. News ain't gonna say nuttin'. Hell, you'd be lucky to hear them folks down at the mill say sumtin' 'bout it. But, they's thinkin' it. I tell ya, that's what they thinkin'.
And ya' know what really steams me 'bout it all? Why, you know he's a terrorist. Yes sir, that's right. He's a negro terrorist. I saw him speakin' on the movin' picture box in some place over there. Why, he started his speech out with some terrorist words. Ol' Bush, bless his heart, why, he'd never dun' such a thing stupid as that.
Yes sir, give 'em an inch, they's try to take the whole foot. And you know what else steams me 'bout havin' him as Pres-e-dent? Why, he gave them banks that almost took the land my granddaddy's granddaddy dun' got 'fer us and gave 'em money 'cause they's gone under themselves. Well, how 'ya like that? Damn negro givin' money 'way to ever'one else. Not me. No sirree, I ain't seen a penny that money.
Down at Bubba's mill down a ways past the gravel road, why he stockin' up on firearms already. He heard that ol' Pres-e-dent gunna take away our guns. You hear that, ya'll? That's right, he gunna come inta' my house himself and take away my rifles, my pistols, and my automatic weapons. Now, what's the use in that? Why, I might need it 'fer protection sometime an' he gunna take it away from us. That's alright, though. I dun' stocked up on plenty of stuff to get us through. Ain't no one comin' near my house ain't gunna get himself a bullet 'tween the eyes. Yes sir, I got myself a right to defend my land. That's why I got so many 'them guns. Ol' Peggy Sue, she likes 'em too. Says it makes her feel safe when I'm out plowin' the field or up at ol' Tomlinson's barn workin' on that tractor.
Sumtin' else that really gets under my skin. Ya know, this country gunna have hell ta pay when the Good Lord finds out what we gone and 'dun. Got ourselves a Pres-e-dent thinks killing babies is alright. Yes sir, you heard me right. Ever'one knows killin' babies is wrong. Yes sir, he wants it like Asia where they's kill every child afta' the first one. Saw it fer myself on the movin' picture box. That's b'cause he's a Muslim. See, what I tell ya?
'Top of that, he said this nation ain't no Christian nation. Now, what kinda Pres-e-dent gunna go and say sumtin' like that? You hear that, ya'll? Ain't no Christian nation! Why, hell, ever'one knows people in this country all Christians. The ones that ain't, they ain't American no way anyway. Ol' Bush's daddy, he said so himself. Ever'one knows this here land, in fact the very field I'm plowin' was here for Christianity. Yes sir, heard that myself at ol' Pastor Jones' Antioch Baptist Church sermon las' Sunday. Said this country's a Christian one and says we needin' more God in our gov'ment. That'll stop them killin' babies he said. I trust 'em. Why, hell, I known Pastor Jones since I was just a boy. Taught me e'erything is to know 'bout Jesus and how he gonna be mighty mad 'bout all that's goin' on. Ol' Pastor Jones, he said Jesus gonna come down on a white horse and git rid 'all the bad in the world. You hear that? He ain't comin' down on no negro horse. Yes sir, that's a white horse he comin' down on.
Man, lemme tell ya' sumtin else. This Pres-e-dent... He says earth's gone dun' warmin' up. You hear that? Haw! Earth dun' warmin' up?! Ya'll listen when I tell ya' sumtin. I been plowin' them fields all my life. Ain't had a winter cold as the last one in 'long as I can remember. And they's tellin' ever'one that what's happenin' is warmin'! You b'lieve that?
Anyways, I think I dun' talked 'nuff 'bout the world. Like I said, world's a big place. Lotsa stuff goin' on. Peggy Sue n' me, we gunna go inside and hear ourselves some more 'bout the world on the movin' picture box. We like Fox News, they got lotsa good information 'bout the Pres-e-dent we can listen 'bout. Hell, 'thout Fox News, I probly can't tell ya'll 'bout none of the stuff's I just told ya.
Ya'll take care now.
Yes sir, this here lands seen some stuff, I tell ya'. We use ta' have the negroes workin' them fields. My granddaddy tol' me a time or two. "Them was the days," he'd always tell me. I reckon he's probly right. Why, nowadays, all a negroes good 'fer is takin' away my hard earned money and spreadin' it ta' all the otha' poor ass negroes. Ain't nuttin' get under my skin like some negroes takin' my money.
Yes sir, I tell ya. They got that new negro now, he's the Pres-e-dent. Yep, that's right, you heard me. A negro Pres-e-dent! Why, I know lotsa folks don't wanna come out and say it but let me tell ya what. When a negro gets a job like that, he gunna ruin it for everyone. That's what's got ever'one so tickled up right now. Yes sir, that's it. Now, 'course we can't come out and say it. Not in today's world. Why, them damn hippies, they dun' ruined the world and made it so we can't say nuttin' 'bout no one. News ain't gonna say nuttin'. Hell, you'd be lucky to hear them folks down at the mill say sumtin' 'bout it. But, they's thinkin' it. I tell ya, that's what they thinkin'.
And ya' know what really steams me 'bout it all? Why, you know he's a terrorist. Yes sir, that's right. He's a negro terrorist. I saw him speakin' on the movin' picture box in some place over there. Why, he started his speech out with some terrorist words. Ol' Bush, bless his heart, why, he'd never dun' such a thing stupid as that.
Yes sir, give 'em an inch, they's try to take the whole foot. And you know what else steams me 'bout havin' him as Pres-e-dent? Why, he gave them banks that almost took the land my granddaddy's granddaddy dun' got 'fer us and gave 'em money 'cause they's gone under themselves. Well, how 'ya like that? Damn negro givin' money 'way to ever'one else. Not me. No sirree, I ain't seen a penny that money.
Down at Bubba's mill down a ways past the gravel road, why he stockin' up on firearms already. He heard that ol' Pres-e-dent gunna take away our guns. You hear that, ya'll? That's right, he gunna come inta' my house himself and take away my rifles, my pistols, and my automatic weapons. Now, what's the use in that? Why, I might need it 'fer protection sometime an' he gunna take it away from us. That's alright, though. I dun' stocked up on plenty of stuff to get us through. Ain't no one comin' near my house ain't gunna get himself a bullet 'tween the eyes. Yes sir, I got myself a right to defend my land. That's why I got so many 'them guns. Ol' Peggy Sue, she likes 'em too. Says it makes her feel safe when I'm out plowin' the field or up at ol' Tomlinson's barn workin' on that tractor.
Sumtin' else that really gets under my skin. Ya know, this country gunna have hell ta pay when the Good Lord finds out what we gone and 'dun. Got ourselves a Pres-e-dent thinks killing babies is alright. Yes sir, you heard me right. Ever'one knows killin' babies is wrong. Yes sir, he wants it like Asia where they's kill every child afta' the first one. Saw it fer myself on the movin' picture box. That's b'cause he's a Muslim. See, what I tell ya?
'Top of that, he said this nation ain't no Christian nation. Now, what kinda Pres-e-dent gunna go and say sumtin' like that? You hear that, ya'll? Ain't no Christian nation! Why, hell, ever'one knows people in this country all Christians. The ones that ain't, they ain't American no way anyway. Ol' Bush's daddy, he said so himself. Ever'one knows this here land, in fact the very field I'm plowin' was here for Christianity. Yes sir, heard that myself at ol' Pastor Jones' Antioch Baptist Church sermon las' Sunday. Said this country's a Christian one and says we needin' more God in our gov'ment. That'll stop them killin' babies he said. I trust 'em. Why, hell, I known Pastor Jones since I was just a boy. Taught me e'erything is to know 'bout Jesus and how he gonna be mighty mad 'bout all that's goin' on. Ol' Pastor Jones, he said Jesus gonna come down on a white horse and git rid 'all the bad in the world. You hear that? He ain't comin' down on no negro horse. Yes sir, that's a white horse he comin' down on.
Man, lemme tell ya' sumtin else. This Pres-e-dent... He says earth's gone dun' warmin' up. You hear that? Haw! Earth dun' warmin' up?! Ya'll listen when I tell ya' sumtin. I been plowin' them fields all my life. Ain't had a winter cold as the last one in 'long as I can remember. And they's tellin' ever'one that what's happenin' is warmin'! You b'lieve that?
Anyways, I think I dun' talked 'nuff 'bout the world. Like I said, world's a big place. Lotsa stuff goin' on. Peggy Sue n' me, we gunna go inside and hear ourselves some more 'bout the world on the movin' picture box. We like Fox News, they got lotsa good information 'bout the Pres-e-dent we can listen 'bout. Hell, 'thout Fox News, I probly can't tell ya'll 'bout none of the stuff's I just told ya.
Ya'll take care now.
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