Collected Conversations

Palins in the Kitchen: Sarah reads the WSJ

Sarah: Todd!!!!
Todd: yea hun?
Sarah: Van Flein shoved this in front of my today
Todd: What is it?
Sarah: The .... Wall Street Journal? Ever heard of that?
Todd: Where's Wall Street?
Sarah: Probably in San Francisco ... I thought there wasn't a wall anymore? Do you think this is a socialist paper?
Todd: Gee, I don't know? Whoa!!!! Look at this wireless bill!!!!
Sarah: Sigh ... oh that gotcha media is at it again.
Todd: what now? you quit, doesn't that mean they quit too?
Sarah: Peggy Noonan ... Noon-an?
Todd: Sounds like a liberal elite to me
Sarah: Yea, well, she's glad I quit and says I'm bad for the republican party
Todd: Get Van Flein on the phone ... wait, he's still in the driveway
Sarah: Yea, get him
Todd: Yo!!!! Get back in here
Van Flein: You ready to sue her?
Todd: Yea!!!!!
Sarah: Heck yea!!!! What is this paper anyway?
Van Flein: The Wall Street Journal ... it's the paper of Wall Street
Sarah: Is it some gotcha media liberal elite paper?
Van Flein: Well, no, not really. It's own by Rupert Murdoch
Sarah: Who?
Van Flein: Rupert Murdoch? Fox News?
Todd & Sarah: *gasp*
Van Flein: oh darnit ... shouldn't have said that ... oh well, maybe next time. You do realize that I bill in quarter hours right???