Collected Conversations

Palins in the Kitchen: Travellin' Sarah

Sarah: Todd!!!!
Todd: yea hun?
Sarah: Where's Hong Kong? Wasn't that a cartoon character?
Todd: Don't we stuff peanut butter into 'em and give 'em to the dogs?
Sarah: Well, this CLSA thing wants me to speak to their group in Hong Kong ... whoa!
Todd: yea?
Sarah: look how much they want to pay me!!!!
Todd: holy moose crap!
Sarah: Wow, I think I'm going to like Hong Kong, wherever that is ...
Todd: Do I get to come too?
Sarah: I don't see why not? Bet they'll pay for some new clothes too! Won't have to hide them in the belly of the plane!
Todd: I can get me a new snow machine!
Sarah: Can we see Hong Kong from our backyard?
Todd: Are you going to get to work on the speech?
Sarah: huh?
Todd: They aren't paying you all that cash to just stand there and look pretty
Sarah: oooooo! Do you think they'll pay for a spa day for me too?
Todd: I think you need to start reading up on things you want to tell these guys
Sarah: What exactly are they anyway .... CLSA?
Todd: looks like they are investment advisors .. uh oh ..
Sarah: What?
Todd: They're owned by ... France .. credit agricole ... agricole?
Sarah: What???? They're socialists!!!! They're socialist farmers!
Todd: hold on .. maybe not, looks like they are stockbrokers essentially.
Sarah: So they are rich?
Todd: I'd say so
Sarah: Hmmmm ... I'll have to think about what I'm going to say, ok ... Reagan!
Todd: Go girl!
Sarah: Death Panels!
Todd; what?
Sarah: Reagan! He would never pal around with terrorists, or bail anything out!
Todd: ok?
Sarah: No reporters!
Todd; why not?
Sarah: i'm done with the gotcha media! I'll show them! They don't have me to kick around anymore. I'm in charge now.
Todd: it's your speech hun! I'm going to look at snow machines
Sarah: Where's our world map ...