Collected conversations

Palins in the Kitchen: Todd's home for good baby!

Sarah: <tap tap tap>
Todd: Well, hun <slams door> I'm home!
Sarah: <tap tap tap tap>
Todd: Hun?
Sarah: yea, what .. hey Todd!
Todd: I took a page from your playbook, hun, I quit the oil field!
Sarah: You did what?
Todd: Yep, hun, I'm really home for good! I quit my job!
Sarah: no
Todd: what?
Sarah: No! You can't quit
Todd: Why not hun? Your book is coming out, you're talkin' to people for lots of money. I don't need to work
Sarah: no, Todd ... that's just unacceptable
Todd: Why? You don't work
Sarah: That's different
Todd: What????
Sarah: I'm the one everyone wants, I get paid ... Bristol takes care of everything here, the child carin', the cookin', the cleanin'. No Todd, you can't stay here.
Todd: Well that's just tough moose doo hun, I quit, what's for dinner?
Sarah: Nothing for you. Since Levi left, the grill doesn't get used, Bristol's out getting mickey d's. Now if you'll excuse me <tap tap tap tap>, I must speak to my people.
Todd: well how 'bout that ... she doesn't want me home. Oh well. I guess there's only room for one quitter in the family. It'll be nice for me to get in the papers for once!

The Associated Press: Todd Palin resigns from oil job