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Posted 04-04-2009 at 07:32 AM by domergurl
Palin's in the kitchen: THEY'RE BAAAAACK!!!
Bristol: <tap tap tap> Oh man ...
Sarah: What, hunny?
Bristol: I can't believe it
Sarah: Believe what, hunny?
Bristol: Levi sold me out! He's selling me out!!!
Sarah: What do you mean?
Bristol: I was just searching for demographic information on this awesome website and someone linked to this article!
Sarah: About what?
Bristol: Well ... here, read it ....
Sarah: Oh, I get it, this is one of those things that people shove in front of me to read!
Bristol: Well, if you want to look at it that way
Sarah: <puts on glasses>
Bristol: What's taking so long? The article isn't that long.
Sarah: shhhhhh shhhhhh
Bristol: Mom!
Sarah: shhhhhhhhhhhh ... oh dear!
Bristol: I'm so embarassed
Sarah: Yea!!! Hey Todd!!!! Did you see what happened to your sister! This is going to be really embarassing. Better call Zucker! I need another softball interview to make me look good and blame the gotcha media for going after working class people.
Bristol: Wait ... didn't you see what Levi said?
Sarah: Levi?
Bristol: My ex fiancee?
Sarah: Sorry hun, drawing a blank. Todd!!!!!! Get Zucker on the phone NOW!!!!
Todd: here hun ... Zucker. Gotta go down the the jail.
Sarah: Oh Jeff!
Zucker: Hi Sarahkins, I just read the news
Sarah: Yea, Todd's sister ... ugh!!!
Zucker: Uhhhhh Sarahpoo ... what about Levi?
Sarah: Levi?
Zucker: Didn't you read about what Levi said?
Sarah: Oh .. yea, so what?
Zucker: Well, sweetSarah, you DID campaign for abstinence only sex education and he's claiming that you allowed he and Bristol to share a bedroom in your home
Sarah: And?
Zucker: Well, they're teenagers, high schoolers? Oh Sarahwawa, I love explaining things to you!
Sarah: I sent them upstairs with a Bible to read and pray together! Bristol told me they were worshipping in private!
Zucker: Worshipping ... uhhhh yea ... tell ya what schmoopie poo ... let's issue a statement that we are saddened that Levi is trying to capitalize on his relationship with Bristol.
Sarah: Yea, ok, whatever. Where did Todd say he was going?
Bristol: <tap tap tap> Oh man ...
Sarah: What, hunny?
Bristol: I can't believe it
Sarah: Believe what, hunny?
Bristol: Levi sold me out! He's selling me out!!!
Sarah: What do you mean?
Bristol: I was just searching for demographic information on this awesome website and someone linked to this article!
Sarah: About what?
Bristol: Well ... here, read it ....
Sarah: Oh, I get it, this is one of those things that people shove in front of me to read!
Bristol: Well, if you want to look at it that way
Sarah: <puts on glasses>
Bristol: What's taking so long? The article isn't that long.
Sarah: shhhhhh shhhhhh
Bristol: Mom!
Sarah: shhhhhhhhhhhh ... oh dear!
Bristol: I'm so embarassed
Sarah: Yea!!! Hey Todd!!!! Did you see what happened to your sister! This is going to be really embarassing. Better call Zucker! I need another softball interview to make me look good and blame the gotcha media for going after working class people.
Bristol: Wait ... didn't you see what Levi said?
Sarah: Levi?
Bristol: My ex fiancee?
Sarah: Sorry hun, drawing a blank. Todd!!!!!! Get Zucker on the phone NOW!!!!
Todd: here hun ... Zucker. Gotta go down the the jail.
Sarah: Oh Jeff!
Zucker: Hi Sarahkins, I just read the news
Sarah: Yea, Todd's sister ... ugh!!!
Zucker: Uhhhhh Sarahpoo ... what about Levi?
Sarah: Levi?
Zucker: Didn't you read about what Levi said?
Sarah: Oh .. yea, so what?
Zucker: Well, sweetSarah, you DID campaign for abstinence only sex education and he's claiming that you allowed he and Bristol to share a bedroom in your home
Sarah: And?
Zucker: Well, they're teenagers, high schoolers? Oh Sarahwawa, I love explaining things to you!
Sarah: I sent them upstairs with a Bible to read and pray together! Bristol told me they were worshipping in private!
Zucker: Worshipping ... uhhhh yea ... tell ya what schmoopie poo ... let's issue a statement that we are saddened that Levi is trying to capitalize on his relationship with Bristol.
Sarah: Yea, ok, whatever. Where did Todd say he was going?
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Comments
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Good stuff, domergurl. You should consider writing in Hollywood. You should. This might put other scripts to shame.
Posted 04-04-2009 at 11:58 AM by malfunction
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A distracted and unconcerned hypocrite.
OK, I get that. Where is the part that
will make this not a waste of my time?Posted 06-22-2009 at 07:58 AM by robertjohnson
