Study Confirms That Frequent Masturbation Does Cause Blindness
A groundbreaking study that took place over the course of fifteen years and 20,000 people confirmed an extraordinary link between those who masturbated more than ten times a week and deficient eyesight - often with blindness as a result. The study which examined chronic male and female masturbators determined that frequent participation in masturbation activities actually reduced blood flow from the eyes and redirected it towards the aroused genitalia.
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Well, that and the use of fading colors.....
Posted 02-09-2010 at 10:33 AM by PoorRichGuy -
Fading colors??? I don't know what you're talking about!
Posted 02-09-2010 at 03:57 PM by GCSTroop -
Genius! Very good post.
Posted 01-05-2014 at 03:10 PM by Gurn350 -
Been masturbating almost daily for almost 40 years now (could have given life to almost 15 thousand children) and while I am far sighted since the days when I've started masturbating (can not see far and it's pretty bad around -5 dioptries or so) I am far from blind, but if this serious research then I will take note. You know, living in the U.S. or the West, what else can you do, when you are surrounded by mostly male hating feminists.
Posted 06-14-2015 at 07:54 AM by newtocolumbia -
Lol is this scientifically backed?
Posted 03-06-2019 at 12:58 AM by BryceSouthBay