So, you've found yourself at church(or at the supermarket, or at the coffee house, or at the brothel,) and you see a cute girl and want to say hi. You're heart's pounding against your chest like a sledgehammer, your hands are all cold and sweaty, and you find that those words that you keep rehearsing in your head just won't roll of your tongue like some smooth saying from Don Juan himself. What do you do?

Meeting girls is easy. I mean that. Here's a few tips:

• Women are drawn

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Many centuries ago there was a place most people in America have only vaguely heard of. This place was named Britain. Many things in Britain have not changed since that time long ago. In Britain, they still have a eugenics program which dictates that certain people have bloodlines which make them royal and somehow special. Because of their special bloodlines, they are privileged to have enormous sums of money for no other reason than because they're pedigrees - like dogs.

As we were...

I am looking for some advice about moving to upstate NY. I am originally from the Long Island/Queens area, & have lived in Arizona for the past 9 years, & want out. All of my family still live on the Island & Queens-too expensive & busy for me. I am a single mom of 3 & a new grandma. The Stillwater area seems appealing to me. I would like some land & build a green home "off the grid", I want to grow my own food have some chickens for their eggs ( I don't eat meat,...

Palins in the Kitchen: Get on the Bus!

Sarah: Todd!
Sarah: Todd!!!!!
Sarah: Where's Todd?
Handler: He's back in Alaska
Sarah: Why?
Handler: well, he's taking care of the kids
Sarah: why?
Handler: Sarah, are you sure you don't want to keep signing books?
Sarah: Why? listen to them! They're shouting my name!!!! Sar-ah Sar-ah!!!!! They love me here in ... ummmm ... where am I again?
Handler: hold on, let me see ... Noblesville?...

The trading in the fixed income sector was very slow and boring yesterday. Mortgage backed securities moved in a very tight range which kept mortgage rates unchanged on the day. Unlike Wednesday, the economic data wasn’t the friendliest for the fixed income sector; however, weakness in the stock market helped to keep MBS near the top of the trading range which has kept rates near six month lows.

The Treasury Department announced yesterday a new supply of 2 year, 5 year and 7 year...