[Charles]

If anyone is interested, here's Jazzlover's first post, dated April 1, 1968:

Originally Posted by jazzlover

Howdy folks, I was wondering if anyone had any advice for me. I am planning on planting an 8000 square foot Kentucky Bluegrass lawn here on the Front Range. I figure a one inch pipe at 120 psi with 12 circuits of 10 heads each flowing for two hours per day ought to do it. Got to accent my trophy house you know.

By the way, How much sod do you think I could fit in my 8 liter Chevy dually? Figure I won't get my normal 8 mpg hauling the sod from the big box store that I frequent instead of Homers Feed.

Looking forward to selling it to one of those slick New Yorkers. Those Yankees sure can teach us Coloradoans a thing or two about development. As head of the planning department, I authorized the rezoning of 133,000 acres of grazing land to residential, thus paving the way for the blockbuster Sprawl Lands Ranch.