[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by Georgianbelle

Georgia women have a preference for wanton activity in peach cobbler...just saying.

Well, this is only true if the pie has been warmed up.

[harry chickpea]

What about apple tarts?

[jerseygal4u]

Originally Posted by cpg35223

Oh, shucks. I've been to Jersey. Spent lots of time in Jersey, in fact. The state pastime seems to be making the women there look as unflattering as possible with strange wardrobe choices, hair out of a bad 1980s science fiction movie, and accents that make a metal rasp sound downright lyrical.

That's why the island of Manhattan is essentially one big refugee camp for attractive women fleeing places such as Perth Amboy and Passaic let they contract the same infectious disease that afflicts so many women in their home state. You know, the one that make palsied hands unable to grasp a hairbrush or a razor.

And who dresses you people anyway? It's almost as if an XX chromosome requires New Jersey women to wear one of only six kinds of attire: 1) Old Pantera T-shirts, 2) Polyester pants suits, 3) Seventeen articles of jewelry, 4) Old sweatpants or 5) Items with animal prints, or 6) Shapeless things that use extraordinary amounts of synthetic fabric. I guess that last item is your fashion salute to all the nearby chemical plants.

Can't dress too great when you all are 300 pounds. All I saw w, ere Moo Moos in Walmart.
You women wish you could fit in our clothes however strange they look.

Also,what the heck is up with the feet down there?
Does everyone have Fred Flinstone feet down there?
Some looked as if you could start a fire with them.
You guys do have lotion down there don't you?

[UnexpectedError]

Originally Posted by jerseygal4u

Can't dress too great when you all are 300 pounds. All I saw w, ere Moo Moos in Walmart.
You women wish you could fit in our clothes however strange they look.

Also,what the heck is up with the feet down there?
Does everyone have Fred Flinstone feet down there?
Some looked as if you could start a fire with them.
You guys do have lotion down there don't you?

So not to kill the mood or anything, but you are an admittedly overweight Jersey girl who believes plastic surgery is the only way to make it in life while I am a born and raised in Alabama size 2 model...not to say obesity isn't a dirty trend here (and everywhere else in the country), but people in glass houses really should avoid throwing stones.

As to the OP, like most questions like this the answer is some boring mantra about every person being an individual who should not be stereotyped, but if you want to believe that Alabama women are particularly saucy temptresses, have at it, I'll see what I can do to live up to the reputation.

[jerseygal4u]

Originally Posted by UnexpectedError

So not to kill the mood or anything, but you are an admittedly overweight Jersey girl who believes plastic surgery is the only way to make it in life while I am a born and raised in Alabama size 2 model...not to say obesity isn't a dirty trend here (and everywhere else in the country), but people in glass houses really should avoid throwing stones.

As to the OP, like most questions like this the answer is some boring mantra about every person being an individual who should not be stereotyped, but if you want to believe that Alabama women are particularly saucy temptresses, have at it, I'll see what I can do to live up to the reputation.

Wow,you guys must be uptight too!
You guys can't take a joke?

Wow,I guess you guys down there don't have a sense of humor.

Besides,if you lived around all this yummy Italian,Indian,Chinese,and Thai food you would be overweight too!
I don't find southern food particularly interesting,like Pig's feet and Chitterings.

In any event,stats don't lie.
You guys are in the top 10 for obesity.
We are in the top 10 for income.

So we basically subsidize your state.

[koberaptor]

Originally Posted by Georgianbelle

Ha. Come down South sweetie. Not all of us are shaped like Honey Boo Boo's mama...in fact hardly any of us are. When you come please tone down that Jersey accent, though. It really grates on my tiny little ears.

[cpg35223]

Originally Posted by jerseygal4u

Wow,you guys must be uptight too!
You guys can't take a joke?

Wow,I guess you guys down there don't have a sense of humor.

Besides,if you lived around all this yummy Italian,Indian,Chinese,and Thai food you would be overweight too!
I don't find southern food particularly interesting,like Pig's feet and Chitterings.

In any event,stats don't lie.
You guys are in the top 10 for obesity.
We are in the top 10 for income.

So we basically subsidize your state.

Nah. We just prefer jibes not to be lame. And, while you can dish it out, you sure as heck can't take it.

While I've spent lots of time in New Jersey looking at your bodacious womanhood, you've obviously never been here. Pig's feet? Chitterlings? Looks as if someone spent her evening watching a Beverly Hillbillies marathon on Nick At Nite.

Oh. One more thing. While we're on the subject of statistics, once we factor in the exorbitant cost of living in New Jersey, chiefly due to Mafia kingpens getting nice fat government contracts, Alabama comes out way ahead in terms of actual adjusted income after living expenses. Hey, a #26 ranking isn't exactly anything to write home about, but it sure beats The Garden State at #40. Considering the capital flight from your state, it looks as if things won't be improving for you guys anytime soon. Here are some statistics that don't lie, either.

Best States to Make a Living 2012: All 50 states

In short, while things are improving here at an excellent clip, things up there are in steady decline. So go back to your job dealing blackjack in Atlantic City.

[diablo234]

LOL at some of the comments on this thread.

I can see why the Southern US got the "Dirty South" moniker.

[harry chickpea]

Wow,you guys must be uptight too!
You guys can't take a joke?

Sure. Can you?

Wow,I guess you guys down there don't have a sense of humor.

Sure we do. Why else would Jersey Shore have been popular?

Besides,if you lived around all this yummy Italian,Indian,Chinese,and Thai food you would be overweight too!


How is that fried dog anyway?

I don't find southern food particularly interesting,like Pig's feet and Chitterings.

WTF is a chittering? Do you mean chitterlings? The only difference between them and your kosher hot dog casing is that pork tastes better.


In any event,stats don't lie.
You guys are in the top 10 for obesity.
We are in the top 10 for income.

So we basically subsidize your state.

If that were true, my response would be "Boy are youse guys SUCKERS!"

As for that top ten for income - so the mafia is reporting their taxes now? or are the math scores still low?

[jerseygal4u]

[URL="www.Annistonstar.com

According to that link you guys have one of the highest divorce rates,infant mortality,and you guys are still behind,as a matter of fact,wayyyy behind in education.

So keep bragging about having more AGI than us.
Its sure enough paying off for us with education.

Come to think of it,there goes your answer OP.
Most of the women are probably divorced.
They sure aren't in college.

Too much interbreeding=low IQ.