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Old 03-07-2011, 05:21 PM
 
Location: Wisconsin
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I'm a professional dowser. My hourly rate is $250.00 dollars. If after eight hours I don't find pristine drinking water for you, I'll refund 10% of your money and we'll call it a day.

You can reach me at 1-888-4dowser. Cash only. Payment upfront. All of it. And I don't believe in wait, there's more, so don't ask. I'm no Ron Popeil.
wow.. such a deal... you're just too funny redjacket...
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Old 03-07-2011, 05:21 PM
 
Location: on top of a mountain
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I'm a professional dowser. My hourly rate is $250.00 dollars. If after eight hours I don't find pristine drinking water for you, I'll refund 10% of your money and we'll call it a day.

You can reach me at 1-888-4dowser. Cash only. Payment upfront. All of it. And I don't believe in wait, there's more, so don't ask. I'm no Ron Popeil.
no throwing your goldfish Freddie on the ground until he flops to a certain spot does not make you a dowser!
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Old 03-07-2011, 05:36 PM
 
Location: 112 Ocean Avenue
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no throwing your goldfish Freddie on the ground until he flops to a certain spot does not make you a dowser!
His name is Frankie, not Freddie. Frankie is his name. Christ, if he happens across your post he'll probably try killing himself by jumping out a basement window.

Please remember its Frankie, Ms. Blue, he really does have tender feelings. Just like me.
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Old 03-07-2011, 06:22 PM
 
Location: on top of a mountain
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His name is Frankie, not Freddie. Frankie is his name. Christ, if he happens across your post he'll probably try killing himself by jumping out a basement window.

Please remember its Frankie, Ms. Blue, he really does have tender feelings. Just like me.
is Frankie in therapy with you too??? sure hope so 'cuz if your gonna use him to dowse water in Homer Alaska he needs to be at his best!
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:07 PM
 
Location: Palmer
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RedJacket...I'll beat that guarantee. I will charge a flat fee of $1000, if you don't hit acceptable water in the first 300 feet I'll refund 100% of your money...no questions asked. I figure I'll be right at least 75% of the time so it should work out fine.
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Old 03-07-2011, 09:40 PM
 
Location: interior Alaska
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I can't imagine a well costing only $4000 in Alaska. They're more than twice that in western WA.
AFAIK the norm in the interior is $30-40 a foot plus the cost of the pump. Where I live water's about a hundred feet down. We may actually have found the one thing that is cheaper in Alaska than in the lower 48
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Old 03-07-2011, 10:56 PM
 
Location: Anchorage
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AFAIK the norm in the interior is $30-40 a foot plus the cost of the pump. Where I live water's about a hundred feet down. We may actually have found the one thing that is cheaper in Alaska than in the lower 48
I think it would be best to get cost estimates from those who live in Homer, the $4000 is just a guess by a non-resident.
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Old 03-08-2011, 04:50 AM
 
Location: Homer Alaska
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His name is Frankie, not Freddie. Frankie is his name. Christ, if he happens across your post he'll probably try killing himself by jumping out a basement window.

Please remember its Frankie, Ms. Blue, he really does have tender feelings. Just like me.
Well if you think Frankie the fish is insulted you should see how traumatized Freddie the porcine pooch is! He thinks Blue has been cheating on him!
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Old 03-08-2011, 04:54 AM
 
Location: on top of a mountain
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Well if you think Frankie the fish is insulted you should see how traumatized Freddie the porcine pooch is! He thinks Blue has been cheating on him!
ohhhh....poor Fat Freddie...now see it is a compliment to Freddie that I referred to Frankie the goldfish as Freddie....Fat Freddie is in my thoughts!!!
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Old 01-07-2014, 05:36 PM
 
Location: Anchorage, Alaska & Papaikou, Hi
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Does anyone know well water situation for residential use just outside Nikolaevsk? There are several properties for sale. Most are claiming wetland status. We are interested in the new Alaskan Wildwood Ranch postings. Thank you in advance.
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