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Old 11-06-2011, 01:50 AM
 
Location: Bethel, Alaska
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The pipeline was my idea! I moved up from the east coast when they discovered oil on the slope. I had a few ideas in my head and viola, the pipeline was build to move all the oil down to a year round seaport in Valdez! I'm still getting a pension from my idea!!

 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:50 AM
 
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I was flying around in a spaceship joyriding and we crashed here and have need stuck for Centuries! The "Warp"drive blew a fuse! Have to wait till technology gets to where mankind is smart enough to make the right fuse.... May be here awhile!
There is a local electrician who could make you a new fuse from scratch. Nothing a little Ivory and fish hook can't fix.
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:50 AM
 
Location: Interior alaska
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Many years ago when I lived in Barrow I wanted a way to make the daylight longer, so I called up the government and told them that was should move our clocks ahead in the summer so the day can be longer. They were amazed and followed my plan!! In the fall we'd go back to the old regular time.

I feel you were just killing time....
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:51 AM
 
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There is a local electrician who could make you a new fuse from scratch. Nothing a little Ivory and fish hook can't fix.
+rep for the good laugh!
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:55 AM
 
Location: Bethel, Alaska
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You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? his is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs. Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man? If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B". 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:56 AM
 
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This one time at band camp....
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:57 AM
 
Location: Bethel, Alaska
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This one time at band camp....
No! No! not band camp, Pump Station 7 !!
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:58 AM
 
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Many years ago when I lived in Barrow I wanted a way to make the daylight longer, so I called up the government and told them that was should move our clocks ahead in the summer so the day can be longer. They were amazed and followed my plan!! In the fall we'd go back to the old regular time.
I thought that was a Bob Blockus 'before idea'.
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:00 AM
 
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No! No! not band camp, Pump Station 7 !!
Thanks a lot, just spit Mt.Dew all over my screen and peed my paints just a little. BRB..
 
Old 11-06-2011, 01:01 AM
 
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There is a local electrician who could make you a new fuse from scratch. Nothing a little Ivory and fish hook can't fix.
Did somebody mention ivory?
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