The Alaska Chat Thread (Anchorage, Palmer: rental car, rental, bus)

[Rance]

Wasn't there mention earlier about hairy chest and manly looking?

[Xa'at]

Originally Posted by Rance

Wasn't there mention earlier about hairy chest and manly looking?

I said nothing about a hairy chest!!
And Mal, you know what I was talking about.

[warptman]

I need to pay more attention, I think I missed something.

[Rance]

I'm sorry my mistake. It was "manly and hairy". You never mentioned anything about chest! Hmmm...how did I get that in the mix. Shame on me!

[GoddessofRandomThoughts]

Boy this thread took an odd turn last night!
And that's really saying something

[aquariusmom]

I was chosen for extra screening at SEATAC last week, and by extension my 3 kids got to be goosed too, woohoo lucky us! Imagine my dismay when the big burly handsomeish TSA officer gently walked me over and told me to wait, while he brought back a woman to search me. Darnit.

They then proceeded to swipe all our stuff with those "looking for bad chemicals" strips, which was a little funny because he actually scanned my can of hairspray and put it back on the table before he remembered I wasn't supposed to have an aerosol can.

[Metlakatla]

Damn SEATAC anyway, can't even get felt up by a handsome man there anymore. I'm taking the ferry south for my Christmas break.

[Xa'at]

Originally Posted by aquariusmom

I was chosen for extra screening at SEATAC last week, and by extension my 3 kids got to be goosed too, woohoo lucky us! Imagine my dismay when the big burly handsomeish TSA officer gently walked me over and told me to wait, while he brought back a woman to search me. Darnit.

They then proceeded to swipe all our stuff with those "looking for bad chemicals" strips, which was a little funny because he actually scanned my can of hairspray and put it back on the table before he remembered I wasn't supposed to have an aerosol can.

Haha! When I flew to Kentucky this summer I was in a wheelchair and had a big plaster cast on my arm (remember the bike accident?). It was like TSA field day. The whole time I just felt like I was living a clip of the movie "Xa'at Goes to Lemon Creek"...
One guy who was supposed to be taking me to my gate where I should have boarded first actually left me in the corner. I sat there and waited for someone to come let me on the plane... until finally they came over and asked me what the heck I was doing over in the corner. When I finally got on, there was no room except between these two old ladies. I was so happy when the plane landed in Nashville I almost cried with relief. The woman looked at me and said "glad to be home, huh?". Then I really did cry.

[GoddessofRandomThoughts]

Originally Posted by Xa'at

Haha! When I flew to Kentucky this summer I was in a wheelchair and had a big plaster cast on my arm (remember the bike accident?). It was like TSA field day. The whole time I just felt like I was living a clip of the movie "Xa'at Goes to Lemon Creek"...
One guy who was supposed to be taking me to my gate where I should have boarded first actually left me in the corner. I sat there and waited for someone to come let me on the plane... until finally they came over and asked me what the heck I was doing over in the corner. When I finally got on, there was no room except between these two old ladies. I was so happy when the plane landed in Nashville I almost cried with relief. The woman looked at me and said "glad to be home, huh?". Then I really did cry.

Well now that is a sad story! I can't believe you were so patient with them.
Nashville isn't worth crying over. LOL

[aquariusmom]

Originally Posted by GoddessofRandomThoughts

Nashville isn't worth crying over. LOL

But in Nashville all the dogs die, there's always a truck having a bad day, the mamas all ride away on trains, and the men all go to prison.... and everyone is always drunk.

or do I have that backward and the mamas all go to prison?


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