cool summer jobs.

[cobolt]

I think you may be onto something here.

[rotorhead]

C'mon Red, with a post like that we're gonna need PROOF! Lets see some hair photos here!

[Rance]

I'll second that. It's a little known fact I am a sucker for redheads. Especially if there are firearms involved!

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2384/scan0001jo0.jpg (broken link)

[Metlakatla]

Rotor, imagine an entire island in SE Alaska, with winter setting in...full of pissed off women because of a hairdresser's obvious affinity for drugs. It ain't pretty. The guns that babe Rance posted pretty much explains how I feel about the whole fiasco. My hair ain't that Red though. That girl must have a sober stylist.

[rotorhead]

Hey, at least it's just hair. Better that than having the only mailman or the local doc hitting the sauce or something. Hair grows back, after all.

[flycessna]

Originally Posted by User 2

I have never been what you might call a 'heavy' smoker of pot,

of course, I've never been what could be considered an irregular smoker of pot, either, if you get what I mean.

Back when I worked for the government, we didn't have regular testing, but we did know that we 'could' get surprise tested anytime.

Well, guess what? Yep, finally one day, surprise!

My supervisor, the department head, shows up at my remote location and says, "Let's go to town". Says it's nothing special, 'just my turn finally came up', and this after several years on the job without ever being given a test.

I figured this was 'it'. Time for an extended vacation, so to speak.

So off we go. We go to this lab, the lab assistant gives me a cup, I'm escorted to a small bathroom and they take the sample off to be tested.

Supervisor says, "That's it for the day, you get the rest of the day off".

I go back to work the next day, figuring to be told to go back home, or sometime during the day I expect to get 'the call'.

They never called. I went back the next day and the next day and the next day, never heard anything about it ever again.

Yup.....typical government job!