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Old 10-31-2013, 02:40 PM
 
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but...if you enjoyed wasting it...it was not wasted!
roflmao.
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Old 10-31-2013, 02:51 PM
 
Location: 112 Ocean Avenue
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But...if you enjoyed wasting it...it was not wasted!
A motto our slimy government lives & dies by...
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Old 10-31-2013, 02:54 PM
 
Location: 112 Ocean Avenue
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Hopefully (didnt meet an AK girl ,looked hard, maybe this year). Im picky!!!!
What attributes do you look for in a woman other than a pulse?
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Old 10-31-2013, 08:43 PM
 
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What attributes do you look for in a woman other than a pulse?

Well let's see for starters he would probably make sure she's at least partially blind (wouldn't want her to see the unshaven mug), then she would have to be more than slightly deaf (it is certain he wouldn't want her to hear his braying because she could probably tell the difference between a donkey and a moose), then she should be large enough around the midsection to keep him thinking how big the stern section of a battleship actually is, of course her shrieking should be loud enough to overcome his braying so he would hear and understand that she wants to be treated like a dominant woman, And she might need to know how to strike a match so she could set the loft on fire to cook for his lazy arse, and most important of all she should be able to outdrink him so he'd never be able to get drunk enough to challenge her, I'm sure there are other qualifications but to him the above would probably constitute the perfect woman. The one qualification that many Alaskan's might wish to know she had was a desire to move elsewhere so he'd never return to the State. By the way congratulations on saving enough to leave Alaska before it gets cold.

OK Rance you can snip this out now.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:32 PM
 
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Lol.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:49 PM
 
Location: Naptowne, Alaska
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It's Halloween. Let it ride!
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Old 11-12-2013, 04:04 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles County, CA
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What attributes do you look for in a woman other than a pulse?
Hey, that is discriminatory to people who don't even need a woman to have a pulse.
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