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05-10-2008, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Metlakatla
LOL, wouldn't know, never needed 'em.  Vickie's Secret Miracle bra (after I take the padding out) works for me.
You can speed this process along just a bit with a little help from a handy little tool called "Tooth Black"--can't recall the brand name; there are probably several. You can buy them in Wal*Mart during the season of Satan's birthday (Halloween). They do give you a bit of a jump on that "valley look" while you settle into the serious business of slugging down vodka and papaya juice till your teeth rot.
Just don't be tempted to cheat and use Sharpie pens instead.
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Satan's birthday...HA. That gave me a chuckle. I am more worried about the buxom soiled dove part...I have the push-ups and even the gel filled one (had to - it was plaid)...you may have to educate me on the finer points of paper towels. Of course..the husband states we could always use more money 
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05-10-2008, 08:55 PM
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I live in NC but my heart is in Alaska
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Location: Alaska, where women win the Iditarod and men mush poodles!
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05-10-2008, 09:06 PM
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Considering the location of 'in the valley' - there should be free shipping and a hefty discount!
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05-10-2008, 09:15 PM
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I live in NC but my heart is in Alaska
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Maybe I should get a pair for my cruise ship security photo? 
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05-10-2008, 09:38 PM
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That is just precious, Barkley...see if they have a two for one sale and bring the spare up for me 
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05-10-2008, 09:41 PM
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I live in NC but my heart is in Alaska
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That is just precious, Barkley...see if they have a two for one sale and bring the spare up for me 
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That would be fun. i was thinking about wearing a pair for Xa'at too. I could carry a banner announcing her candidacy for president & give the press my best smile. 
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05-10-2008, 09:54 PM
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That should bring out the masses...I'll join you in my low-cut mu-mu with padded cleavage and the brown-bag liquor. 
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05-10-2008, 09:57 PM
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I live in NC but my heart is in Alaska
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That should bring out the masses...I'll join you in my low-cut mu-mu with padded cleavage and the brown-bag liquor. 
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Do you think I'll be ostracized if I brown bag a large bottle of Listerine? 
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05-10-2008, 10:02 PM
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It's in the bag, Barkley...no one will know, but your breath will be minty fresh 
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05-10-2008, 10:05 PM
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Controlling Buttercup
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Do you think I'll be ostracized if I brown bag a large bottle of Listerine?
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nah, just pass it off as absinthe; it's legal in the U.S. now.
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