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09-22-2008, 08:45 PM
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Bored with SNOW!!!
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Alaska
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OMG you are a trip!!!  |
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09-22-2008, 08:47 PM
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I think I am better now :)
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Casa Grande, AZ & Kenai Peninsula, AK
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Originally Posted by Siouxcia
I remember waaaay back in the day when sex was so much more fun than it is now. Do you think it's because I was so much better at it then or I'm too old for it now?  |
LOL - Both, and now usually too tired to care???  |
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09-22-2008, 08:48 PM
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Controlling Buttercup
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OK--about sex. I'm starting to understand something about how these poor deprived single men in rural men in Alaska feel. But I have the answer, Siouxcia. You aren't too old for it. I've posted this solution before, but in case anyone missed it, all you need is a bottle of Pinot (Noir; gris is declasse). Drink it then whack some guy over the head with the empty bottle. Then drag him back to your lair.
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09-22-2008, 08:50 PM
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Controlling Buttercup
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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This can do double duty as a cure for PMS.
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09-22-2008, 08:51 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Hangin' with the bears.
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Originally Posted by Metlakatla
OK--about sex. I'm starting to understand something about how these poor deprived single men in rural men in Alaska feel. But I have the answer, Siouxcia. You aren't too old for it. I've posted this solution before, but in case anyone missed it, all you need is a bottle of Pinot (Noir; gris is declasse). Drink it then whack some guy over the head with the empty bottle. Then drag him back to your lair.
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POWER!!!!! Oh yeah, that will make it better! LOL |
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09-22-2008, 08:57 PM
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I'm not there because I'm here
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Siouxcia
I remember waaaay back in the day when sex was so much more fun than it is now. Do you think it's because I was so much better at it then or I'm too old for it now? |
I don't have the time/inclination these days, but boyoboy, do I ever have some memories! I don't think anyone is ever too old, and I think it's like fine wine - just gets better with age.
But if you feel like getting really depressed and appreciating your own life, go look in on the Relationship forum. What a waste of perfectly good youth.  |
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09-22-2008, 09:03 PM
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I'm not there because I'm here
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Metlakatla
This can do double duty as a cure for PMS.
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Heh. I never had it until after I had a hysterectomy, then it was like 30-odd years all catching up at once. There were mornings I'd wake up ready to kill the first SOB who said 'hello' and my then boss 'encouraged' me strongly to take mental health days at those times. He said I mignt not need it, but they definitely needed a break from me! He was pretty cool - even learned to make decent coffee even though he didn't drink it, so there'd be a cup waiting for me when I got to work. |
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09-22-2008, 09:32 PM
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Livin Life Down A Long Dirt Road
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: I live in Alaska but my heart is in Sweden
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Note to self: Stay away...far away...from politics...in every way...shape...and form...
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People may doubt what you say...but they will believe what you do...
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09-22-2008, 09:33 PM
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Controlling Buttercup
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Rance, I know you guys don't want any wedding gifts, but I can I please send Sweden a really good bottle of Oregon Pinot Noir anyway?
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09-22-2008, 09:34 PM
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I think I am better now :)
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Casa Grande, AZ & Kenai Peninsula, AK
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Originally Posted by Rance
Note to self: Stay away...far away...from politics...in every way...shape...and form...
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Politics and women's views of sex??? chickie butt  |
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