Moving horror stories to cheer me up? (Metlakatla, Wales: credit, home)

[Grannysroost]

Originally Posted by Classic Satch

Fly to Alaska first and then have Walmart send in the pros to do a full-service move on their dime. I didn't pack a thing! However, the month in the Extended Stay sucked badly given that my munchkin and I were cooped up until the car and our stuff arrived. Fortunately, my father-in-law hid my handguns among the "baby blankets" and I didn't have to endure any bureaucratical garbage.

Wal-Mart paid for you to move, no sh@t sherlock... Wooo Dogie's .....

[Classic Satch]

Originally Posted by Grannysroost

Wal-Mart paid for you to move, no sh@t sherlock... Wooo Dogie's .....

Lol, we couldn't have made it here any other way. Alaska ain't cheap but it's worth it!!!!!!!!!!

[Grannysroost]

Originally Posted by Classic Satch

Lol, we couldn't have made it here any other way. Alaska ain't cheap but it's worth it!!!!!!!!!!

Would have never guessed they would do that....I thought Carlile was sweet, but I don't have to work for them, only man-guy...now he is on slope, I think for a while, like every couple weeks, man-guy away, granny gonna play....house is rearranged when he gits home....wall's painted, .....moved, just a little ......no big deal, just keeping me-self busy honey

[Classic Satch]

Originally Posted by Grannysroost

Would have never guessed they would do that....I thought Carlile was sweet, but I don't have to work for them, only man-guy....

Carlile?

[Metlakatla]

Satch, have you gotten rid of that old harridan MIL of yours yet?

Good hell, mine used to drive me completely bat$hit.

One time we were driving through Morgan Hill and the old hag tried to get me to sing religious songs with her. I wanted to shoot her.

[HighlandLady]

The husband's company moved us as well. Aside from the smooshed bread and potatoes, the only things that did not make it and I was fairly upset about are one of a pair of wine goblets that came from occupied East Berlin in 1969, crystal, that was beginning to turn colour, and an old whiskey bottle I found in Wyoming (I collect them). There is no price to put on these things...and though they are merely materials, the sentimental value is high.

However...I have nothing to complain about after reading some of the other adventures.

[Classic Satch]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

Satch, have you gotten rid of that old harridan MIL of yours yet?

Good hell, mine used to drive me completely bat$hit.

As of yesterday, she's leaving on December 3rd with my father-in-law. My wife and I got into a major scrape today because I made sure that she knew that this EXTENDED STAY was the first and the last of it's kind.

My wife and MIL simply don't understand what a bunch of BULL having her stay here really is. However, after today's warfare, my wife understands that I won't tolerate any more long term visits. I may not see her vagina for a month or so but it's worth the victory.

[Grannysroost]

Originally Posted by Classic Satch

Carlile?

Carlile trucking pretty much runs AK, Anchorage, Kenai, Fairbanks, Prudhoe Bay, and then go to the lower -48, TX on the beach may be in my retirement somewhere,.....

[Grannysroost]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

Satch, have you gotten rid of that old harridan MIL of yours yet?

Good hell, mine used to drive me completely bat$hit.

One time we were driving through Morgan Hill and the old hag tried to get me to sing religious songs with her. I wanted to shoot her.

I always like the MIL's better than the DH's....

[Classic Satch]

Originally Posted by Grannysroost

Carlile trucking pretty much runs AK, Anchorage, Kenai, Fairbanks, Prudhoe Bay, and then go to the lower -48, TX on the beach may be in my retirement somewhere,.....

Ahh, understood.