alittle sign humor to relive your pressure of Mt. Redoubt (restaurant, low cost)

[blueflames50]

love the signs this restaurant owner puts up. check it out and laugh, as they are sooo true.

Casa D' Ice - North Versailles Fine Dining and Live Entertainment

[socal4now]

Okay i dont have a sign but how about a friday joke?..... It does have some sexual content but isnt to over the top so will give you a minute to usher the kids out .................................................. ...........


Two women having coffee one friday morning when a delivery guy brings one a beautiful bouquet of red roses.
Lady that got flowers: Oh no this is terrible
2nd lady: Why? i would love my husband to give me flowers like that out of the blue! they are beautiful!
Lady 1 : you dont understand. Now my husband will expect me to spend the whole weekend on my back with my legs in the air!
Lady 2 : Why? dont you have a vase?

Best i got of the top of my head..

[blueflames50]

Dumb blond joke!!!

[HighlandLady]

Hmmm...nothing like practicing the first amendment and relishing the fact he doesn't practice political correctness AT ALL.

[blueflames50]

anyone who has studied the history of German....the start was with "political correctness." what you could say and not say without getting "barred" for it. sound familiar???

[lyoness]

Great site, I want all of his mugs!!

[Glitch]

Let me see if I understand the purpose of this thread: Redoubt is building up pressure getting ready to blow, and this thread was created so WE could let off pressure? Isn't this a bit misdirected?

And now for the joke...

One day a bus full of politicians crashed on a farmers field. When the Sheriff came out of investigate a couple days later the farmer told the Sheriff that he had buried them.

"Were they ALL dead?", inquired the Sheriff. The farmer replied, "Well, some said they weren't, but you know how those politicians lie."

[blueflames50]

how appropriate this was just emailed me:

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Virginians, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as’HILLBILLIES.’
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ - She is a
’ BREASTED AMERICAN.’

2. She is not ‘ EASY ‘ - She is
‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’

3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ - She is a
‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.’

4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ - She is a
‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’

5. She does not ‘NAG’ you - She becomes
‘ VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’

6. She is not a ‘TWO- BIT HOOKER’ - She is a
‘ LOW COST PROVIDER.’

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a ‘ BEER GUT’ - He has developed a
‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’

2. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ - He is
‘ OVERLY CAUCASIAN .’

3. He does not ‘ GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ - He
‘ INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’

4. He is not ‘BALDING’ - He is in
‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’

5. He does not act like a ’TOTAL ASS’ - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’
(Loved this one!)

6. It’s not his ’CRACK’ you see hanging out of his pants - It’s
‘REAR CLEAVAGE.’



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[Glitch]

How to impress a woman:

Listen to her, care for her, compliment her, stand by her, support her, kiss her, caress her, hold her, comfort her, protect her, love her, wine and dine her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to impress a man:

Show up naked, and bring beer.

[blueflames50]

slight deversion from the stress...if your stressed at all over the imminent blowing off of Mt almighty! Maybe your not not needing to let of pressure but some are.
What impresses my hubby is a Tangueray with a blush of cranberry juice!! OMG we're gett'n old!! snicker snicker!!