09-30-2009, 06:01 PM
Location: Big Island- Hawaii, AK, WA where the whales are!
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Stupid tourist questions
OK Yes I was a tourist so I am not bashing tourists. I don't think a couple of days in Alaska 23 years ago and two months now give me any local status. Now the season is closing was wondering if you all have good ones for the summer. Here are a few I heard while in Alaska.... I swear to god these were all real...
In Seward (for you that don't know it is on the bay = Sea level)
What is the elavation here?
What kinda bait do you use for Orcas? (I responded it was only legal for cruise ships to fish.)
How much $$ does it cost the city to keep the bay warm enough to not freeze? And where and when do they turn on the heaters?
Is that a Ice fishing hut? (It was the Seward ship yard that holds a 200 ft ship and no ice.)
When do the smoked Salmon run?
Watched a Aussie try to pick up a lesbian - used every line. It was obviouse that she wasn't into men. We all watched to see it play out.. she was being really cool. Finally asked where her husband was. She looked all around and said "OMG I must of lost him when I realized I was a lesbian!" He turned to us and mouthed "I have never met one before and walked down to end of the bar with her saying "We are really nice people and even live in Australia." Finally he realized he was being rude went back and asked her to explain how this works.
And the best was a woman off the cruise ship saw the sign for end of season party with Hobo Jim - best tourist outfit prize... she had hair teazed out real big, Tammy Fay makeup with the blue eye shadow, platform sneakers, spandex that shouldn't have been worn. She asked the bartender "So what do you wear to this?"
We all just turned away.
Any others???
09-30-2009, 06:16 PM
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OMG. That is hilarious!
Poor Aussie men...some of 'em just don't have the "gaydar" on.
09-30-2009, 06:32 PM
Location: Bliss Township, Michigan
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Those are great Countrygal.
09-30-2009, 07:44 PM
Location: Morristown, TN
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Ah... so y'all get some of what NM experiences, huh?
09-30-2009, 09:16 PM
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It's amazing how "ignorant" people can be...but at the same time, when people are totally thrown out of their environment, they get a bit lost. So...it's good when they get out and learn a bit!
09-30-2009, 09:16 PM
Location: Interior alaska
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A friend use to own the Milepost 1260 lodge, which is some sixty miles or so inside the Alaskan Boarder from Canada on the Al-Can...
09-30-2009, 09:29 PM
Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Fishing for ice?
09-30-2009, 11:38 PM
Location: Interior alaska
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Candle
Fishing for ice?
Yep, I know guys that caught up to fifty pounds of ice in one day!!!
There was even some guys using snowmachines for faster trolling!
09-30-2009, 11:42 PM
Location: Bethel, Alaska
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Some years ago here in Bethel during the K-300 Sled Dog race, some person walked up and asked me about a wooden freight sled and asked if the strings that held it together was sinew. I had a laugh about that.
09-30-2009, 11:49 PM
Location: Barrow, Alaska
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Quote:
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warptman
Some years ago here in Bethel during the K-300 Sled Dog race, some person walked up and asked me about a wooden freight sled and asked if the strings that held it together was sinew. I had a laugh about that.
There are a lot of skin boats here in Barrow that are lashed together with sinew.
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We all just turned away.
Poor Aussie men...some of 'em just don't have the "gaydar" on. 
