Government pay you to live in Alaska??

[notreesininceland]

Originally Posted by ZETfoxe

and how old is captain Crunch

Not so fast, foxy boy. The reciprocal of the sum of Met's age subtracted from the atomic weight of Plutonium leaves behind a residue that can be expressed as a sum of the square root of two cubes minus Captain Crunch's age expressed in seconds. Now take it from there.

[Metlakatla]

Originally Posted by ZETfoxe

Dang

Yeah and he doesn't seem to like kids much either.

Are you male or female?

I think I am going to start a dating service where I match up young people in the -48 with young people in AK, so they can breed like fruit flies and get a lot of that PDF money. You'll have to give me a cut (in advance) of course. Perhaps you could be my first victim I mean customer. ;

[blueflames50]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

Well I for one am glad it is not. Hell the only reason we learned to cook booze around here was we were concerned that Obama might legalize weed and then the feds would take over production and sales. Figured we needed something to fall back on in that event.

When we get settled in AK...we are gett'n together with you girl and sharing some home hooch!!! Still pi$$'d that I sold our sweet li'tl still...cou'da brought it with us then we could share some "blueflame" hooch!!!

[Metlakatla]

Originally Posted by blueflames50

When we get settled in AK...we are gett'n together with you girl and sharing some home hooch!!! Still pi$$'d that I sold our sweet li'tl still...cou'da brought it with us then we could share some "blueflame" hooch!!!

You should never sell a still...

here's my pic, foxyboy/girl (?); it should give some indication as to my age:

[Nephler]

And I'm so old I remember when the dead sea just had the sniffles.

[Grannysroost]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

You should never sell a still...

here's my pic, foxyboy/girl (?); it should give some indication as to my age:

Hey woman...where'd you find that picture of me?

Foxe...maybe adopt some pets...just give them names like real peops..Billy Bob, Joe Bob, ya know....think if you had an ant farm how much you'd get...god...adopt me while you're at it...but I don't clean much...

[blueflames50]

Just to set the record straight here...I am older than dirt and babysat Moses!!!

[Dusty Rhodes]

Originally Posted by mal_flisk

I'm still waiting for the gubment to pay me for living, period. I am such a god that people should pay for the privilege of my company.

"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better lookin' each day..."

Ah Mal, no need to be so modest!

[Dusty Rhodes]

Originally Posted by Metlakatla

You should never sell a still...

here's my pic, foxyboy/girl (?); it should give some indication as to my age:

Yup, Met is a 19 year old trapped in a slightly older body.