Originally Posted by ohyes
Just teasing about the River! Had to bring it up. Some friends of mine were in town last week and we went across the River. Thought he was going to choke laughing so hard. They are from Ohio and have a summer home on the Ohio River, house boats barges.
I wondered if you were serious, and you did not answer my question "Don't you watch cowboy movies?
But for a possible real good action time, why don't your friends visit the Alamo (It's in Texas) and stand out front and say something like "Golly Martha, it sho aint very big...."