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Originally Posted by Luvvarkansas
Argh! I wish you could come hunt squirrels in my yard! I also wish that my old BB gun would kill them! They dig in my flowers, destroy my pears, and plant millions of pecan and oak trees in my flower beds every year. I hate 'em....wouldn't feed one for anything.
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I don't know if you caught my post a while back about urban squirrels ( not to be confused with 'urban hipsters'....I think), but when I lived in a city, I had huge problems with them.
People would feed them, of course, and if it stopped with the corn growing all over my lawn, I could live with that.
They crawled the power line coming to my house, chewed their way into my attic, and nested.
Loose the dogs of war and cry havoc.......
I repaired, they chewed back through, I put up fake owls, rubber snakes, noisemakers in the wind, I repaired, they chewed through.
Finally, I went and bought a pump pellet rifle, and adjusted the sights.
Took a screen out of a back window.
I began eating squirrel after an absence from God's own buffet.
That solved the problem, and I had some good squirrel breakfasts.
The widda lady next door, who noted that the squirrels were no longer working on the ears of corn she put out, commented to me one day.
"I wonder where they went?"
"I dunno......Florida?"
