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Old 05-01-2009, 10:09 AM
 
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Well if those two are hipsters, what are these two.
Like you've never owned a cammo tux?

I think what you're overlooking, hoss, is that prom season and turkey season is one and the same.

I mean......."Two dances, darlin...that's it....then you grab the shotguns and we're outta here".
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:14 AM
 
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O.K. I hear a you might be a redneck joke coming.

You might be a redneck if you where a cammo tux to your prom or if your prom has daycare.
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Old 05-01-2009, 10:20 AM
 
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O.K. I hear a you might be a redneck joke coming.

You might be a redneck if you where a cammo tux to your prom or if your prom has daycare.
Seriously, if you've never been to the hills, your life is deficit. Love it or hate it, it's the way it is. No pretenses out here.

You can't tell a redneck joke at a party out here, 'cause immediately 5 people start bristling and it's like, "Hey...that's *my* sister yer talkin' about!"
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:15 AM
 
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I might be a redneck. I spelled wear (where). Jeff Foxworthy has made a ton of money saying the same things. I love the blue collar comedy tour. Apparently there are enough people who think it is funny. I don't think anyone should be made fun of because of things that they can't change, but a person can certainly control how many washing machines that they put in their front yard in two feet of grass. As long as people keep doing it, I am going to keep laughing about it.
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:29 AM
 
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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Warning to all Yankees! If an Arkansas redneck asks you " you wanna bang with my sister" he wants to know if you will take her HUNTING!
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:37 AM
 
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I know some jokes offend some people. I am sure the couple below will have no idea as to why their picture is sooooo funny, but it certainly does not stop it from being hilarious. If you can't laugh about it, you just become sad for them.

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Old 05-01-2009, 12:09 PM
 
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I know some jokes offend some people. I am sure the couple below will have no idea as to why their picture is sooooo funny, but it certainly does not stop it from being hilarious. If you can't laugh about it, you just become sad for them.
Hey now.....that's *my* sister!!

I'm glad to see she put on shoes for the wedding picture.

Good lookin' dog, though.
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Old 05-01-2009, 12:12 PM
 
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That was exactly my thought as well...about the dog I mean.
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:31 PM
 
Location: Quapaw Quarter, Little Rock
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I do hope you realize that picture is photoshopped to hell and back!
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Old 05-01-2009, 02:40 PM
 
Location: Bella Vista, Ark
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If you see a fridge runnin' through the east 40, you're alcohol/blood ratio is *way* too low!
hey, if you knew all I drank last week in Lake Tahoe, you wouldn't believe it. I dont know what I may have seen running. At least I won a couple hundred $$s.

Nita
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