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Originally Posted by Dr. Foosball
Why would anyone be against smog checks? I have never nad to get one, but it seems like a good thing to me.
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This is one of those "theoretical" good things.
In reality (at least when I was stuck in Chicagoland), what happens is you get a notice to appear at a testing lane between <these> dates.
You show up, and the other 512 people scheduled for that day do also.
While you're sitting in line, 7.2 cars refuse to start in your lane at some point.
Juan's new "boom box" serenades you. At least the *bass* part does.
Then, just before you run out of gas, you arrive at the head of the line. A state worker opens your door, tells you to leave the keys in the car, and leaves you with no doubt that you are to sit in *that* room until we come and get you.
After they take their union break, go to look at the vette in lane 3, and go in to get two more candy bars from the employee lunch room, they get around to testing your car.
Eventually they come in, shout your name, give you a readout that says you passed, and tell you when you have to come back.
That........is your day.
Gawd.....I miss the state of Chicago. Like a blister on my....foot.
I bought a mint '81 Cadillac Coupe De Ville out of a collection in 2003. I immediately got a notice of smog check.
I thought......"I hope I get kissed afterwards".
It passed with flying colors. Although I spent another 45 minutes in my waiting room while people came in asking, "What year is that?" What'd you pay for that?", "Do you know where there are any more?"
Yep.....I miss those emission checks.
