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Do you encounter a lot of jesus fish stickers or "what would jesus do" stickers in your neck of the woods?
So i'm driving down the street today in some light traffic and i see this old chevy with a jesus fish and "WWJD" inside the fish. So i'm like, ok, naturally i have to see what this person looks like....so i roll up and she (young 20 something chick) is diggin in her nose like a hungry homeless guy looking through the dumpster....i mean diiiiiging....
so i pull up next to her and i get her attention (she stops digging).....and i say: "Jesus would use a g*d damn napkin!" she says: "oh....."
Do you encounter a lot of jesus fish stickers or "what would jesus do" stickers in your neck of the woods?
So i'm driving down the street today in some light traffic and i see this old chevy with a jesus fish and "WWJD" inside the fish. So i'm like, ok, naturally i have to see what this person looks like....so i roll up and she (young 20 something chick) is diggin in her nose like a hungry homeless guy looking through the dumpster....i mean diiiiiging....
so i pull up next to her and i get her attention (she stops digging).....and i say: "Jesus would use a g*d damn napkin!" she says: "oh....."
Well, if Jesus had a car then I would guess by the attitudes of his followers that Jesus would flip me off if I blew the horn while he sat too long at a traffic light. Or he would cut me off in traffic then raise his hands up with disgust at my disapproval, or, he would double park down town while running into the local liquor store.
Do you encounter a lot of jesus fish stickers or "what would jesus do" stickers in your neck of the woods?
So i'm driving down the street today in some light traffic and i see this old chevy with a jesus fish and "WWJD" inside the fish. So i'm like, ok, naturally i have to see what this person looks like....so i roll up and she (young 20 something chick) is diggin in her nose like a hungry homeless guy looking through the dumpster....i mean diiiiiging....
so i pull up next to her and i get her attention (she stops digging).....and i say: "Jesus would use a g*d damn napkin!" she says: "oh....."
Oh my god (no pun intended), that is freaking hilarious.
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she says: "oh....."
