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Old 05-20-2011, 11:10 AM
 
Location: Logan Township, Minnesota
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I was just talking with a friend in Indonesia. It is already the 21st there. Since I was talking to a friend there, I have reason to believe Indonesia is still there. Of course since there are very few Christians in Indonesia, they may be Rapture proof.

 
Old 05-20-2011, 11:20 AM
 
Location: Oklahoma
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[quote=allglass;19234177]First off, the rapture theory is not Biblical. /QUOTE]

You don't say?

That's sort of like declaring that the story of Goldilocks is not a part of the Brothers Grimm book of fairy tales.
 
Old 05-20-2011, 12:06 PM
 
Location: The D-M-V area
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This should be on everyone's to-do list today:

Instead of fat-free - go for the full fat today! Whole milk products, real butter, thick rich delicious creamy ice cream.

Have an extra cocktail, have one for breakfast, have some at work (since you're not going to have a job on Monday anyhow) heck have 12!

Go max out your credit cards! Buy everything you ever wanted and roll around on the salesfloor while you're in Macy's wearing it!

Go find the hottest Cop you can find at the donut shop and squeeze his buns. He will appreciate that you chose his buns to goose on the last day of the world.

Go to work drunk and tell your boss off! Just like that! Tell him/her what you really think about them!

Speed through the streets like you're Jeff Gordon! (This may hasten your finding the perfect cops buns to squeeze).

Take a bath in the city fountain.

This is my short list.

Please feel free to add yours!

(I'm pinching myself! I'm still here!!!! Hoorayyyy!!!)
 
Old 05-20-2011, 02:11 PM
 
Location: Retirementland
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I'm gonna hope Doctor Who is still gonna air.
 
Old 05-20-2011, 02:43 PM
 
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Originally Posted by TheEarthBeneathMe View Post
So lets say the rapture did happen this weekend - what would you guys do?
Why, it's based on a fricking fairy tale nothing more. To "say" it happened is an exercise in stupidity, the same condition that afflicts those waiting on it to happen.

Sorry, I'm not going to "play stupid" for the purpose of debate, it is so far removed from any rational thought process.
 
Old 05-20-2011, 05:45 PM
 
Location: Hawaii Kai
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I'll still be happy I don't hafta end up looking like one of these guys.


Last edited by Tantalust; 05-20-2011 at 06:11 PM..
 
Old 05-20-2011, 05:47 PM
 
Location: Johnson City, Tn
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Well, I just posted this on my Facebook Page...

Who is getting Raptured tomorrow and are you willing to sign a Model Release so I can use your "floating up to Heaven" Photo for Stock Photography?
 
Old 05-20-2011, 06:58 PM
 
Location: Victoria, BC.
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The rapture has begun.... Magnitude 5.6 Earthquake, Saturday, May 21, 2011 at 00:16:27 UTC 73 km (45 miles) N (4°) from Visokoi Island, South Sandwich Islands...
I invite all those planning to take part to send me your bank account numbers and grant me power of attorney over your affairs...Please send to box 1157, Victoria, BC., postal code Y3W 1U7...Thank you in advance.
 
Old 05-20-2011, 07:12 PM
 
Location: Kingstowne, VA
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Break into and live in big ass mansions and loot Ferraris, Tiffany diamonds, and Big Macs obviously. What the heck you think.
 
Old 05-20-2011, 07:51 PM
 
Location: Johnson City, Tn
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Hey, there is still time to buy a bunch of cheap blow up dolls .... fill them with Helium.. and release them near churches...like Westboro Baptist Church.

Make them think they have been left behind.
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