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Old 05-19-2011, 07:47 PM
 
Location: Lakeland
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I saw this quote in the christian forum:

"His body can't be found because he had the spiritual power to disintegrate it. Jesus is alive as a spirit and spirits are as real as humans, except for no physical body, they look exactly the same way; however, they do become younger in their appearance the more their soul is purified."


Don't worry, I was only joking, but seriously this could be fun. Play along. "I was just about to become a christian when..." then enter your own ridiculous (and true) statement or belief you have seen from a believer.
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Old 05-19-2011, 09:30 PM
 
Location: Western NC
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I've gotta' say, the most ridiculous and common statement I hear from many Christians is: Jesus loves you but he'll torture you forever if you don't love him back.
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Old 05-20-2011, 12:12 AM
 
Location: Metromess
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Hey, I've been married to someone like that.
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Old 05-20-2011, 09:05 AM
 
Location: Valencia, Spain
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I was just about to become a Christian when....
I saw the light!
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Old 05-20-2011, 09:13 AM
 
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I was just about to finally become a christian when...

I realized all religions started as cults.... and once you get enough people in a cult, it becomes a religion....
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Old 05-20-2011, 09:35 AM
 
Location: San Josť, CA
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I was just about to finally become a Christian when... I saw an episode of Jerry Springer.
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Old 05-20-2011, 10:53 AM
 
Location: Sinking in the Great Salt Lake
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I was just about to become a christian but luckily I got deathly ill and missed the baptism. From there, my mom was just too lazy to reschedule it and by the time she thought about it again I was old enough to realize I wasn't just going to take a bath in a funny bathtub with my clothes on and wouldn't play along anymore.
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