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Old 12-29-2011, 08:54 PM
 
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Originally Posted by TaoistDude View Post
Cute! I like this one.

Here's my contribution:
Q: How do you make a believer float?
A: You can't - they're too dense.
Can't rep you, or I would.
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:51 PM
Status: "Ya gotta come back to remember why you left." (set 3 days ago)
 
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I think this is just a crafty theist ploy to split atheist unity by getting us arguing about the relative merits of chocolate, vanilla or strawberry atheism.
I guess we can rule out heavenly hash.
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Old 12-30-2011, 05:36 AM
 
Location: London, UK
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Can't rep you, or I would.
Well, just rep me, and sod the others ...it's good to have a laugh at ourselves and atheism or we'd take ourselves far too seriously. This said in a garb of a lumious red nose and flashing reindeer horns.
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Old 12-31-2011, 12:33 AM
 
Location: Metromess
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Please post a photo!
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Old 01-02-2012, 07:54 AM
 
Location: FL
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I prefer pepsi or coca cola floats.

Hold the atheist please. I prefer my desserts to be sweet not bitter! ~

<ducks>
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Old 01-06-2012, 02:53 PM
 
Location: Western Cary, NC
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This is easy, take them to a beach and give them a raft. We might start something “Take and Atheist To The Beach Day”. I bet we won’t get government funding for that event. LOL
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Old 01-07-2012, 06:53 AM
 
Location: London, UK
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This is easy, take them to a beach and give them a raft. We might start something “Take and Atheist To The Beach Day”. I bet we won’t get government funding for that event. LOL
Make it 'Take an atheist to the beach, throw them in and hold them under day', you wouldn't need government funding. Though the Republican campaign fund might start to run a bit low.
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Old 01-13-2012, 02:53 PM
 
Location: North Bay, California
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Default ?

what?
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Old 01-16-2012, 06:53 AM
 
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Maybe nobody saw the above 2 posts.

WHAT FLAVOR ATHEIST MAKES THE BEST FLOAT?

Since we're all bitter*, it's a trick question.

* - or so we've been told by some believers.
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Old 01-16-2012, 07:17 AM
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Location: Marion, North Dakota
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Since we're all bitter*, it's a trick question.

* - or so we've been told by some believers.
Hadn't thought of that. Might need to change the float recipe and add 2 cups sugar.
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