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Old 04-10-2013, 11:29 AM
 
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In the beginning, the heavens and the earth came about by complete accident . . . . and the amoebas said one to the other, let us make man in our image, after our likeness.

But that creation theory is just a myth, right?

 
Old 04-10-2013, 11:31 AM
 
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I think it is against the "Atheist" laws to use the words "Atheist" and "Bible" in the same sentence and to talk about Heaven. You should check your Atheist handbook to make sure though.
 
Old 04-10-2013, 11:37 AM
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In the beginning, the heavens and the earth came about by complete accident . . . . and the amoebas said one to the other, let us make man in our image, after our likeness.
I suppose talking amoebas aren't much weirder than a talking snake.


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But that creation theory is just a myth, right?
Yes, it is. As allegory, it's beautiful.

But it's entirely too childish and silly to be taken literally. Yet I'm amazed how many people cling to it as truth.
 
Old 04-10-2013, 11:48 AM
 
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But it's entirely too childish and silly to be taken literally. Yet I'm amazed how many people cling to it as truth.
But hasn't science shown that amoebas exist? That PROVES this story is true (heck, it's written down and everything)!
 
Old 04-10-2013, 12:12 PM
 
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In the beginning, the heavens and the earth came about by complete accident . . . . and the amoebas said one to the other, let us make man in our image, after our likeness.

But that creation theory is just a myth, right?
Here ya go boo boo.... :: Welcome to the Atheist's Bible ::
 
Old 04-10-2013, 12:35 PM
 
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The single celled amoebas cobbled together the Atheist's Bible . net too. Pretty clever amoebas!
 
Old 04-10-2013, 12:39 PM
 
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Somehow I think he is serious!
 
Old 04-10-2013, 12:43 PM
 
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Somehow I think he is serious!
Well I always enjoy comedy, and he certainly provides us with a lot of laughs.
 
Old 04-10-2013, 12:49 PM
 
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Somehow I think he is serious!
The single celled amoebas made you write that. They are everywhere you know.
 
Old 04-10-2013, 12:50 PM
 
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Well I always enjoy comedy, and he certainly provides us with a lot of laughs.
You do know single celled amoebas have a fun side to them. They even have Pond Scum Night Live every Saturday Night.

"It's Pond Scum Night Live!" and tonight's guest is Amery and the Amoebas! clap clap clap (with one hand of course).
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