What's the most absurd argument for the existence of a god you've ever heard? (bible, evolution)

[rifleman]

"There's no evidence for anything that scientists say, so since we have all "this"...

http://www.skitzone.com/wp-content/u...8/sunset07.jpg

<... wistfully looks around and proclaims that "it's all God's beautiful Design™!"...>

...there has to be a God!"

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[IbeWishing]

Originally Posted by greaemonkey

...you be about ready to be ToSsed.

Greetings,

I'll see ya on the other side then.

Ibe

[IbeWishing]

Originally Posted by rifleman

"There's no evidence for anything that scientists say, so since we have all "this"...

http://www.skitzone.com/wp-content/u...8/sunset07.jpg

<... wistfully looks around and proclaims that "it's all God's beautiful Designâ„¢!"...>

...there has to be a God!"

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Greetings

Wow thats great

Thanks

Ibe

[stan4]

The Bible says so.

How asinine is that?

If I started quoting Cat in the Hat in order to create an argument or make a point, I would be laughed down in 2 seconds.

[brainwashed_in_church]

"I was raised this way so that's what I believe."

Perfectly logical.

I guess the only thing worse than being illogical is daring to resist 15 or so years of parental and community indoctrination.

[nana053]

Bill O'Reilly

Tide goes in, Tide goes out

[brainwashed_in_church]

"I was {pick one or more} [on drugs, an alcoholic, depressed, in prison] and suddenly I found the Lord and became Born Again."

Very few if any "Born Again" people become that way without first "hitting bottom" in some way. "Finding Jesus" is probably a psychological survival mechanism alternative to suicide.

[brainwashed_in_church]

Originally Posted by nana053

Bill O'Reilly

Tide goes in, Tide goes out

Bill O'Reilly SCARED by Richard Dawkins - YouTube

[L0ve]

Originally Posted by brainwashed_in_church

"I was {pick one or more} [on drugs, an alcoholic, depressed, in prison] and suddenly I found the Lord and became Born Again."

Very few if any "Born Again" people become that way without first "hitting bottom" in some way. "Finding Jesus" is probably a psychological survival mechanism alternative to suicide.

I agree. This also ties in with documented brain washing and cult tactics on a psychological level.

[SteelDragon]

I asked once, "what is the best evidence and/or working theory for God and creationism?"
His one word response? Humanity. ......... mmmmmmkay..........

The usual response is the 'improbability of evolution" as the best argument for creationism; as if we are somehow limited to those two options.