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Old 05-03-2015, 04:14 AM
 
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Yep. In a race to get to the other end of the swimming -pool, God is helping the Jew (in the orthodox hat (1) as worn by the guys on the Right) to win by 'parting the waters' so he can run instead of swimming. Though judging by his figure I'd still expect him to lose.

(1) though I was thrown for a while as it looked like the fellow that was running was a Muslim clergyman. It was only when I realized we only had Jews on one side and Goyyim on the other that it was an orthodox Jew, not Muhammad.
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Old 05-03-2015, 07:12 AM
 
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The wine glass joke - I guess yes - water into wine. What's the significance of the little buildings drawn on the glass?
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None.
Hmm that's what I've concluded too. The buildings threw me off with that one. Would have been more obvious if they'd just used a regular glass.

Anyway I'm glad we've taken to critiquing the er... 'jokes'.
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Old 05-03-2015, 09:09 AM
 
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Hmm that's what I've concluded too. The buildings threw me off with that one. Would have been more obvious if they'd just used a regular glass.

Anyway I'm glad we've taken to critiquing the er... 'jokes'.
Ok, this gives me the pretext to try to attach....
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Old 05-03-2015, 09:59 AM
 
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Ok, this gives me the pretext to try to attach....
I had to look up Itzamna -- it's the Mayan creator deity. Probably would have come off better if they'd used a better known deity, but the point of course is that Pascal lost his own wager because he failed to consider that there were a zillion other candidates for the One True God (tm).

In the sad / funny department relating to this, I see that a couple of those girls who were held captive in Ohio for years and years have co-authored a book about the experience and one of the most heart-rending moments for one of the girls was when it was announced that the girl's mother was going to see a psychic that both mother and daughter admired, to find out where the daughter was. The daughter figured the psychic would give Mom a clue, so she was glued to her little private TV set for the session with the psychic. But the psychic said that the daughter was dead.
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Old 05-03-2015, 10:14 AM
 
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Thanks for explaining the joke..your cheque is in the post..

Reminds me of the one....

"I'm getting a name...B...or D..? Perhaps G..Gerald or George...?"

(one of the audience puts a hand up) "There's my auntie Geraldine."

"Yes, it's clear now, auntie Geraldine, can you hear us? Auntie Geraldine, are you able to hear us?"

"You'll have to shout. She lives in Wapping."
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Old 05-03-2015, 02:06 PM
 
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(1) though I was thrown for a while as it looked like the fellow that was running was a Muslim clergyman. It was only when I realized we only had Jews on one side and Goyyim on the other that it was an orthodox Jew, not Muhammad.
Thanks, that was it. Need a better monitor.
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Old 05-04-2015, 01:24 AM
 
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And I promise I won't post any rude jokes about any denomination's aversion to water/bathing.
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Old 05-05-2015, 12:27 AM
 
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--> A Spoonful of Suga

^A great article


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Old 05-05-2015, 01:22 AM
 
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Old 05-05-2015, 04:15 AM
 
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Thinking about Buddy Jesus got me wondering and yes...

there is a crucified Ken as well.

Plus, since the UK is heading towards Goddlessness, you might like to see the stamps planned for next year.
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