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Old 10-25-2011, 07:32 AM
 
Location: New York City
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Originally Posted by allen antrim View Post
Its a joke on a joke thread, and you can not even take it as one, so much for understanding the comic, which is the contradiction
I got the joke Allen. I was showing WHY it made no sense to pray (in the first place).
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Old 10-25-2011, 09:58 AM
 
Location: missouri
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its a joke-explaining it this way on a joke thread is dumb
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Old 10-25-2011, 10:59 AM
 
Location: missouri
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By the way, the joke was told at a comedy club and everyone thought it hilarious. Now imagine someone standing up trying to explain atheism to counter the joke-how pathetic. Atheism isn't rocket science, to waste time telling one about prayer in relation to atheism says something about one's emotional insecurity.
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Old 10-25-2011, 11:34 AM
 
Location: NW NJ & SE Oahu
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I rather enjoyed IIDM's comment.
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Old 10-25-2011, 07:41 PM
 
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Old 10-25-2011, 08:05 PM
 
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:47 AM
 
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Default Believe, during hardness

One day an atheist was traveling in a wilderness he was very thirsty and hungry but his food and water was finished . there was not found any oasis to rest there or obtain any food or water. after a while he became hopeless and told himself : it is sounded this warm and endless wilderness hasnít any plant and water and I am very needy for some food and water if this state continue I will die here alone and far of my family and friends it is better I believe in god and request him to send me some bread and water. So he looked at sky and said : oí god I was in mistake you are there I was selfish and didnít think about you , you are my creator and creator of this hell , I am thirsty and hungry forgive me and give me some food and water I would become very thankful. Suddenly he heard a sound beyond a hill he climbed it and when reached on top saw a buffalo has lied beside a stream down of that hill. That passenger became very happy , but his joy changed to fear when that buffalo noticed to him and became more wild and very angry .It got up and ran toward him atheist scared and started running away and that buffalo with tow long and sharp horn was following him up too . As he was escaping screamed : oí god thank you for water and food but as you know Iím not a Matador!
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Old 11-10-2011, 09:53 AM
 
Location: Richland, Washington
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Atheist Humor - YouTube
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Old 11-11-2011, 04:40 AM
 
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Default Go Amish

So there.
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Old 11-13-2011, 06:54 PM
 
Location: missouri
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From antiquity--There was a boat with a bunch of atheists and one who believed in the gods. A storm came up and the boat was rocking very hard. After a while, the storm and rocking were so bad that even the atheists began to pray, at which point the one who believed in the gods shouted to the atheists to shut up, because if the heavens were to hear them, the boat would capsize.
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