Why did the Atheist cross the road?
He had to see for himself what was over there.
We're a pain in the butt aren't we. lol
You know you're an atheist when.......you don't know what to do with your eyes or hands when your at a dinner table with people saying grace.
You know you're an atheist when......you read the bible to tell jokes to your friends.
You know you're an atheist when...you just can't figure out what to say when someone sneezes, and aren't sure why you need to say anything at all!
You know you're an atheist when.....“God” is something you say on your back, not on your knees.
Thanks to all at friendly atheist for these laughs.
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