Here's the thing about this whole situation that truly makes me want to kick the man in the throat...
In his initial video, Pastor Manure Eater comes across as "just an innocent man wrongfully beaten by the border patrol." He takes every precaution necessary to ensure that everyone watching the video understands he is a pastor, a "good" man, and that everyone should feel sorry for him.
Doesn't it strike anyone else as strange that he makes this video recording on YouTube with blood smeared all over his head hours and hours and hours after the event occurred? It appears to me to be an extreme overreaction in order for everyone in the world to hopefully look at him and feel so much sympathy for poor Pastor Manure Eater.
The whole time, Christian support groups came out in droves to support dear Pastor Manure Eater simply because he was... well... a pastor. There are websites all over the internet dedicated to Mr. Eleven Stitches and how it was so "wrong" to have beaten a pastor. Obviously there was no investigation into what the man preaches, what the man is really like, or what the cause of his beating was for, but because he was a pastor he is automatically considered one of the "good guys."
Let's make no mistake about it. Once we hear the clip of him screaming about gays and how he
hates the President, don't we all kind of turn our heads in disgust? Does the previous video of him crying about his border patrol beating not make you want to throw up?
I think if there were a way to describe Pastor Manure Eater and the horrible disgust I feel in his direction it would be somewhat consistent with how I feel about husbands who beat their wives and then act overly concerned in the waiting room of the hospital. It's a ploy, an act, and an overly dramatic attention-seeking sympathy facade to alleviate the psychological burden of being a hate-mongering, vomit spewing, Manure Eater.
I can almost guarantee you that this man will be caught either in a sexual scandal or a drug scandal over the course of the next year. I wouldn't be surprised if the sexual scandal was with a homosexual man given the extremity of hate invective he tries to persuade into his followers. One cannot venture to attract this much attention to oneself without allowing every inch of his personal life to be examined - thus the second recording of his hate speech.
My sincerest wish for Pastor Manure Eater is that he gets caught in a homosexual tryst while smoking crystal meth and crack cocaine. After he is released from prison for the drug charges, he's lost his house and home, his wife, and everything near and dear to him. After drifting from halfway house to halfway house, he ends up homeless in the streets turning homosexual tricks for money. He becomes entirely dependent on the handouts from others often attributed by the Republican Party as being "socialistic" in nature and fails to realize one of the main reasons he is able to survive through his meager existence is because of Obama's health-care plan.
After spending years doing sexual favors for quarters and dimes, he finds himself being beaten to death by a roving band of teenagers who beat up homeless people for fun. As he takes his last breaths, he realizes the sole reason this happened was because of a video recording of another beating he induced upon himself. Realizing the tortuous way in which he has destroyed himself, he reflects upon the vicious irony of life as his legs are being broken.
I think that would be suitable enough.
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