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10-19-2009, 12:24 PM
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Senior Member
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"Read the bible -- we need more atheists!"
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Originally Posted by lilred0005
+100! I, too, was forced out by the "heaven bound", I couldn't deal with the hypocracy, hateful tactics, and exclusionary practices by the "faithful". No thanks, I'll take my chances, lol.
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Yeah, but didn't you say you'd taken up paganism? The pagan friends that I have believe in reincarnation. So you have that to cheer you up! 
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10-20-2009, 01:28 PM
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Location: You're getting warmer.....
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Originally Posted by Mercury Cougar
Yeah, but didn't you say you'd taken up paganism? The pagan friends that I have believe in reincarnation. So you have that to cheer you up! 
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Thanks, see ya on a message board in a 100 yrs, lol.
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10-20-2009, 01:37 PM
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Dante assigned special rings for different kinds of people and there was a specific place for atheists. However The Divine Comedy is literature, not scripture or doctrine.
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10-23-2009, 12:21 PM
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Time is on my side...
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"drinking my tea....dreaming of the future..."
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Ostend,Belgium....
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seems the worst thing you can do is not believe in god..child rapists and the likes are OK as long as they believe....even Eileen Wuornos turned to god before they gave her the needle..she's probably just resting in purgatory a bit for the men she murdered
What an intimidating thing, this religious stuff!
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10-24-2009, 03:23 PM
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Mbakara
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Originally Posted by LargeKingCat
Hell would be an eternity of living under thumb of a hateful diety who forces everyone to worship him everyday, in the presence of hateful, hyocritical Christians. The same crooks who have driven decent people like myself out of organized religion and into the colorful gray of deism.
Will there be back-biting in Heaven like there is at XYZ Baptist Church ? (I ask because all members of XYZ Baptist Church claim to already have reservations in Heaven)
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Well, if heaven will indeed be habituated by half the people who claim to have a room reservation, then, I wouldn't want to be caught dead in that place.
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10-24-2009, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Dusty Rhodes
Well, if heaven will indeed be habituated by half the people who claim to have a room reservation, then, I wouldn't want to be caught dead in that place.
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LOL . . . good one!  
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10-24-2009, 06:01 PM
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(Repost from the joke thread, I know.)
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10-24-2009, 06:10 PM
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Senior Member
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Originally Posted by jc76
So a guy says since I am not Christian, there is a "Special Place in Hell" for me. It's refreshing to know that their wonderful supreme being reserves "special" rooms for people who think for themselves. This nails in even further that they've all lost their minds, not to mention their touch with reality.
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Your "special" place in hell will be the airconditioned room with a nice couch, big screen etc where you get to drink beer and observe these pious idiots fry and roast. After the show is over, you will be allowed to go back to your other special place in heaven. God confirmed this in my chat with him yesterday.
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10-24-2009, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Huckleberry3911948
i respectfully disagree, i dont think god is in charge of room reservations in hell, that job got delegated to satan, you know the one everybody says does not exist.
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Just as the Christian Heaven (which is one of many) is closed to non-Christians, the Christian Hell is also closed to non-Christians as well.
The Christian Hell is indeed populated exclusively by Christians.
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10-24-2009, 07:25 PM
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Chairman of the Bored
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" Um, NO."
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Location: 38°14′45″N 122°37′53″W
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jc76
So a guy says since I am not Christian, there is a "Special Place in Hell" for me. It's refreshing to know that their wonderful supreme being reserves "special" rooms for people who think for themselves. This nails in even further that they've all lost their minds, not to mention their touch with reality.
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Cracks me up that they say that without noting the humor of the statement.
Hard to figure how an atheist would be concerned about hell, let alone a special place in it, when believing in hell goes hand in hand with believing in heaven and god etc...
People who say crap like that are delusional morons.
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