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Old 01-09-2017, 05:11 PM
 
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I'm a city girl and this is new for me...


My chickens and ducks will not stop having...couitus. But it's absolutely seems not consensual, at least for my ducks.

I have attempted to save the females as much as possible, but today I was at my wit’s end. While rescuing a chicken from a lothario rooster, my two favorite ducks were involved in what I can only describe as an audacious triple menage a trois. I guess it would be a menage a neuf.

The ducks consistently take a bath after these unwanted sexual adventures (the chickens seem to have no complaints, but I can only assume they like their lady of the night status and are easy).

I feel as if my homestead is home to demonic avian male rapist demons.

I don’t know what to do anymore, all the farmers in my area tell me this is normal, but no way in heck do I believe them, at least not anymore. I NEVER see this on their farms, all their males are gentlemen and respectful.

I want my animals to have a peaceful and serene environment and I feel as if I am failing. I tried moving the males out and some of the girls (the promiscuous chickens for one) were…unhappy. The males ducks kept finding their way BACK into the run.

Does any anyone know of any way I can naturally decrease their libido? A friend of mine said to give them alcohol, because when she drinks she get less randy, but…she’s not a bird and I don’t want to pass out 30+ shots and have a bunch of drunks on my hands.


I know I may sound crazy and I hope you can forgive me.

Any advice would be appreciated. Thank you.
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Old 01-10-2017, 11:29 AM
 
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If no good response, maybe try asking here?
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Old 01-10-2017, 02:03 PM
 
Location: Ono Island, Orange Beach, AL
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I'm a city girl and this is new for me...


My chickens and ducks will not stop having...couitus. But it's absolutely seems not consensual, at least for my ducks.

I have attempted to save the females as much as possible, but today I was at my wit’s end. While rescuing a chicken from a lothario rooster, my two favorite ducks were involved in what I can only describe as an audacious triple menage a trois. I guess it would be a menage a neuf.

The ducks consistently take a bath after these unwanted sexual adventures (the chickens seem to have no complaints, but I can only assume they like their lady of the night status and are easy).

I feel as if my homestead is home to demonic avian male rapist demons.

I don’t know what to do anymore, all the farmers in my area tell me this is normal, but no way in heck do I believe them, at least not anymore. I NEVER see this on their farms, all their males are gentlemen and respectful.

I want my animals to have a peaceful and serene environment and I feel as if I am failing. I tried moving the males out and some of the girls (the promiscuous chickens for one) were…unhappy. The males ducks kept finding their way BACK into the run.

Does any anyone know of any way I can naturally decrease their libido? A friend of mine said to give them alcohol, because when she drinks she get less randy, but…she’s not a bird and I don’t want to pass out 30+ shots and have a bunch of drunks on my hands.


I know I may sound crazy and I hope you can forgive me.

Any advice would be appreciated. Thank you.
I certainly can provide you no advice. However, here's a big THANK YOU for making my day with this post! Best of luck with the amorous avians!
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Old 01-10-2017, 02:27 PM
 
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#DuckLivesMatter
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Old 01-10-2017, 02:53 PM
 
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Wow. By far the most off the wall thread I've ever seen on here

Side note- am I the only one who read that and got a mental image of the Aflac Duck taking a crying game shower?
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Old 01-10-2017, 03:44 PM
 
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We have raised chickens and my first question is, why do you have a rooster? This is exactly the situation you will get.

I can't comment on ducks but would guess the circumstances might be similar.
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Old 01-10-2017, 04:28 PM
 
Location: Ono Island, Orange Beach, AL
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We have raised chickens and my first question is, why do you have a rooster? This is exactly the situation you will get.

I can't comment on ducks but would guess the circumstances might be similar.
Sounds a lot like college...
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:06 PM
 
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Sounds a lot like college...
Ha! That is funny, Ansley.

Seriously, if somebody is just getting started raising chickens for fun and wants some eggs, I wouldn't bring a rooster into the flock. They will flat wear the hens out and may drive the neighbors crazy.
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Old 01-10-2017, 07:54 PM
 
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If you're trying to get eggs and you have a rooster, doesn't that mean sometimes you're gonna crack into an egg and find an embryo in there?

Ewwww.
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Old 01-10-2017, 08:04 PM
 
Location: Decatur, GA
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Did you think about separating the roosters from the hens? They can't "get together" if they can't get together.
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